Does your partner fill your garden with junk?

Jimbuna · 08-19-18, 07:39 AM

Nearly thirty pots and a dozen or so concrete animals at the rear but most importantly....not a blade of grass.

Commander Wallace · 08-19-18, 08:55 AM

I think you should look at this situation from another perspective, Eichhornchen. Just pave over the garden or lay concrete and you can either put up portable basketball stands with nets so you can play basketball. you could also use it as a squash court or play deck hockey on it. I'm sure there are other things you could do as well.

Now you have a nice recreation area.

Eichhörnchen · 08-19-18, 09:56 AM

Oh yeah... then when I fell over her pots I'd smash my teeth in

Aktungbby · 08-19-18, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CW

Just pave over the garden or lay concrete and you can either put up portable basketball stands with nets so you can play basketball. you could also use it as a squash court or play deck hockey on it.

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Originally Posted by EICHBBY

Oh yeah... then when I fell over her pots I'd smash my teeth in

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Catfish · 08-19-18, 10:38 AM

No, thank god. There is a bit of art Kitsch, but this is somewhat necessary; often something we brought with us from holidays but usually it is also something functional..
I am right now moving stones from one place to another, to build a dry stone wall out of unworked stones, and it is no fun at almost 30 degrees

Sailor Steve · 08-19-18, 03:23 PM

Don't have a partner. Don't have a garden. I don't have a lot of junk either, but that last should probably be qualified by how you define "junk".

STEED · 08-19-18, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

it is no fun at almost 30 degrees

Stop bitching on will you, on and on and on about the weather! You trying to puts us Brits out of a job?

Reece · 08-19-18, 07:39 PM

Yeh, nothing wrong with the 30's, it's the 40's and above I don't like!!

My wife has a nice garden and where it gets a bit thick with plants she mows around them so I have no complaints!!

08-19-18, 07:39 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nearly thirty pots and a dozen or so concrete animals at the rear but most importantly....not a blade of grass. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,297 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	I think you should look at this situation from another perspective, Eichhornchen. Just pave over the garden or lay concrete and you can either put up portable basketball stands with nets so you can play basketball. you could also use it as a squash court or play deck hockey on it. I'm sure there are other things you could do as well. Now you have a nice recreation area. Last edited by Commander Wallace; 08-19-18 at 09:04 AM.

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,399 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Oh yeah... then when I fell over her pots I'd smash my teeth in __________________

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Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	No, thank god. There is a bit of art Kitsch, but this is somewhat necessary; often something we brought with us from holidays but usually it is also something functional.. I am right now moving stones from one place to another, to build a dry stone wall out of unworked stones, and it is no fun at almost 30 degrees __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't have a partner. Don't have a garden. I don't have a lot of junk either, but that last should probably be qualified by how you define "junk". __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,718 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yeh, nothing wrong with the 30's, it's the 40's and above I don't like!! My wife has a nice garden and where it gets a bit thick with plants she mows around them so I have no complaints!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*