Ahh Children....

[Eichhörnchen]

When he was a kid, my wife's brother drove them all mad with a constant narrative of war sounds (aeroplanes diving, explosions, machine-gun fire and orders to "Attack!" and "Take cover!")

Now my boy does the same but it's usually dialogue from his games and movies. This morning I heard him at his breakfast in the next room: "All of you ... get in the car... now!"... "And if we don't?"... "Then I will crush him!" Then a bit later: "He is not weak"

I don't know what movie it was, and sometimes I wonder what the heck he's been watching