DUI Stories

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Platapus

He should have just ridden a horse.

Or maybe not

A similar experience: Two of us in a patrol car received a radio message to attend an area in the city of Newcastle after reports of someone riding a horse in an erratic manner on a main road.

Sure enough, upon arrival there was the guy riding a horse in the middle of the road, holding up traffic. His breath smelled of intoxicating liquor and his speech was slightly slurred so I put him in the back of the patrol car and my partner said he felt stupid holding onto the reigns of a horse on a public street and having experience at horse riding he decided to mount the animal and ride it the mile or so to the station.

Boy was he in trouble when the shift inspector found out.