As We Become Forgetful...

Skybird · 04-17-18, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Now, with the increased frequency for some of us of the "Senior Moment", what's the one thing you remember forgetting (if you see what I mean) which caused you the most trouble or embarrassment?

Nice post for a first poster!

THEBERBSTER · 04-17-18, 05:16 PM

Hi E
Walking around with my trouser flies open.

Its not a serious problem as dead birds don't leave the nest.

Peter

Mr Quatro · 04-17-18, 05:24 PM

I think Neil, uh Niel, uh Nail, uh Ned ... I mean Neal would know more about that getting old stuff than we would

Sailor Steve · 04-17-18, 06:30 PM

I've forgotten more than you'll ever know!

The problem is that I really have forgotten more than...

The older I get the more I forget...

Or so they tell me.

Rockstar · 04-17-18, 06:54 PM

I've heard said as you get older the mind is the second thing to go. Don't bother asking me what the first is 'cause I can't remember.

Oh btw, welcome to Subsim Eichhörnchen.

Mr Quatro · 04-17-18, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

I've heard said as you get older the mind is the second thing to go. Don't bother asking me what the first is 'cause I can't remember.

Oh btw, welcome to Subsim Eichhörnchen.

This is getting hilarious

Eisenwurst · 04-17-18, 07:32 PM

Back in '96 I had a meeting with a business associate and had to park in a Council Car Park ( Big multi storey concrete thing ).

After the meeting I went to pick up my car, and low and behold, I couldn't remember where I'd left it.

I searched the whole carpark from top to bottom, and eventually found my car on the bloody roof. How it got there I don't know 'cause I had no memory of parking it there.

Bloody Aliens I reckon.

Jimbuna · 04-18-18, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by THEBERBSTER

Hi E
Walking around with my trouser flies open.

Its not a serious problem as dead birds don't leave the nest.

Peter

You as well?

mapuc · 04-18-18, 12:28 PM

Can't remember a situation where I had become forgetful and ending in trouble or embarrassment?

Of course even I have now and then forgot to zip my trousers.
This is not what I fear most.
What I fear most is the day, when I due to problems with my short time memory, forget to unzip my trousers when I have to water my toilet.

Markus

Platapus · 04-18-18, 04:39 PM

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke

To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"

And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Often times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"

I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!

The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,

Then, when the person walks away
I think, "now who was that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,

And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

Written by someone I can't remember

Reece · 04-18-18, 06:37 PM

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Written by someone I can't remember

I expected nothing less.

or is that more??

Catfish · 04-18-18, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Nice post for a first poster!

edit oh just read it all, they are all good

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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think Neil, uh Niel, uh Nail, uh Ned ... I mean Neal would know more about that getting old stuff than we would __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I've forgotten more than you'll ever know! The problem is that I really have forgotten more than... The older I get the more I forget... Or so they tell me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-17-18, 07:32 PM	#7
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,758 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Back in '96 I had a meeting with a business associate and had to park in a Council Car Park ( Big multi storey concrete thing ). After the meeting I went to pick up my car, and low and behold, I couldn't remember where I'd left it. I searched the whole carpark from top to bottom, and eventually found my car on the bloody roof. How it got there I don't know 'cause I had no memory of parking it there. Bloody Aliens I reckon. __________________

04-18-18, 04:39 PM	#10
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Often times I walk into a room, Say "what am I here for?" I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I think, "now who was that?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. Written by someone I can't remember __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-17-18, 06:54 PM	#5
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I've heard said as you get older the mind is the second thing to go. Don't bother asking me what the first is 'cause I can't remember. Oh btw, welcome to Subsim Eichhörnchen.

04-18-18, 12:28 PM	#9
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,541 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Can't remember a situation where I had become forgetful and ending in trouble or embarrassment? Of course even I have now and then forgot to zip my trousers. This is not what I fear most. What I fear most is the day, when I due to problems with my short time memory, forget to unzip my trousers when I have to water my toilet. Markus