What's happening?? It's so cold outside!

Eichhörnchen · 01-03-18, 03:57 AM

There's a cold gale battering our little house on the prairie right now... very dark out there this morning.

Mr Quatro · 01-03-18, 05:38 AM

yes it is cold even colder for blondes

STEED · 01-03-18, 06:35 AM

Wall to wall sunshine with a howling wind here. Look if the rest of you are fed up with the cold and snow move to Southern England its warm 99% all year round.

u crank · 01-03-18, 06:52 AM

A funny thing happens around here every year. Around November it starts to get cold. By January it gets really cold. And this white stuff falls like magic from the sky. Then around April it all goes away. It's a mystery. The government and scientists need to look into this and do something. I've written letters but get no answers. Anybody know what's going on?

STEED · 01-03-18, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

A funny thing happens around here every year. Around November it starts to get cold. By January it gets really cold. And this white stuff falls like magic from the sky. Then around April it all goes away. It's a mystery. The government and scientists need to look into this and do something. I've written letters but get no answers. Anybody know what's going on?

Junkies are snorting it.

Skybird · 01-03-18, 07:28 AM

Some atmospheric air stream over the Northern pole rotated slow the past months, due to the warming there having decreased temperature differences which are vital to keep this air movement at higher pace. The lower activity leads to slower air streams more southwards, with the result that cold temperatures showing up there do not get transported away that qucikly as they used to. Its a paradoxical effect of warming at the poles. The same was predicted for Europe this winter as well, but so far has not materialised. Could still happen, however. We have had unusual many gales and storms and way above average precipitation, floodings in 2017 over here.

Sorry for my free use of layman terminology.

ikalugin · 01-03-18, 08:37 AM

Clearly we hacked your weather.

Commander Wallace · 01-04-18, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

A funny thing happens around here every year. Around November it starts to get cold. By January it gets really cold. And this white stuff falls like magic from the sky. Then around April it all goes away. It's a mystery. The government and scientists need to look into this and do something. I've written letters but get no answers. Anybody know what's going on?

The reason your government and scientists don't answer is because you Canucks fashion the cold and snow into ice skating arenas, put a few hockey pucks in and play ice hockey with the polar bears. It's my understanding the polar bears hate to lose.

I think this cold and snow is a Canadian government conspiracy to get some extra ice hockey practice time in before the winter Olympics next month so the Canadian Olympic team, men's and women's, can continue beating up on everyone else.

Dowly · 01-05-18, 03:12 AM

Could use some cold over here, it has been a very poopy winter so far. Quite a bit of snow this year, but the temperature keeps hovering at the -1C - +1C range making especially sidewalks very slippery.

Reece · 01-05-18, 03:19 AM

42C (107.6F) here tomorrow!!

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,400 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	There's a cold gale battering our little house on the prairie right now... very dark out there this morning. __________________

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Wall to wall sunshine with a howling wind here. Look if the rest of you are fed up with the cold and snow move to Southern England its warm 99% all year round. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,746 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	A funny thing happens around here every year. Around November it starts to get cold. By January it gets really cold. And this white stuff falls like magic from the sky. Then around April it all goes away. It's a mystery. The government and scientists need to look into this and do something. I've written letters but get no answers. Anybody know what's going on? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

01-03-18, 07:28 AM	#6
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,644 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Some atmospheric air stream over the Northern pole rotated slow the past months, due to the warming there having decreased temperature differences which are vital to keep this air movement at higher pace. The lower activity leads to slower air streams more southwards, with the result that cold temperatures showing up there do not get transported away that qucikly as they used to. Its a paradoxical effect of warming at the poles. The same was predicted for Europe this winter as well, but so far has not materialised. Could still happen, however. We have had unusual many gales and storms and way above average precipitation, floodings in 2017 over here. Sorry for my free use of layman terminology. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 01-03-18 at 10:37 AM.

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ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Clearly we hacked your weather. __________________ Grumpy as always.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Could use some cold over here, it has been a very poopy winter so far. Quite a bit of snow this year, but the temperature keeps hovering at the -1C - +1C range making especially sidewalks very slippery.

01-05-18, 03:19 AM	#10
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,724 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	42C (107.6F) here tomorrow!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*