The side effect of too much alcohol

mapuc · 10-07-17, 03:07 PM

We all know what happens to a person when he or she drink to much

Such as seeing things or believe things which ain't real.

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Markus

Commander Wallace · 10-07-17, 07:39 PM

One side effect of too much alcohol is individuals usually break out in handcuffs.

People like that usually have their bail bondsman on speed dial.

Rockstar · 10-07-17, 09:02 PM

Alcohol also has great benefits.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Sean C · 10-07-17, 10:29 PM

Haha, nice!

Reece · 10-07-17, 11:16 PM

Yes Rockstar always has a little bit of wisdom to share!

vienna · 10-08-17, 05:12 AM

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mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,571 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The side effect of too much alcohol We all know what happens to a person when he or she drink to much Such as seeing things or believe things which ain't real. http://k2radio.com/bryant-johnson-of...time-traveler/ Markus

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Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,325 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	One side effect of too much alcohol is individuals usually break out in handcuffs. People like that usually have their bail bondsman on speed dial.

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Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Alcohol also has great benefits. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 988 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	Haha, nice!