What Are You Doing In Real Life II - Page 54

STEED · 05-29-17, 12:21 PM

Relaxing today and made up for lost sleep thanks to those hot muggy nights last week, just as well extra days in work this week.

Mr Quatro · 05-29-17, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Relaxing today and made up for lost sleep thanks to those hot muggy nights last week, just as well extra days in work this week.

6 hours of sleep? It's not enough

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=8324685

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almost everyone who says he needs only six hours' sleep is kidding himself. And the consequences of chronic sleep deprivation are serious, says Clete Kushida, president of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine and director of Stanford University's Sleep Medicine Center. Sleep deprivation has been linked to an increase in motor vehicle accidents, deficiencies in short-term memory, focus and attention. It's also tied to depressed mood and a decrease in the ability to control appetite.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/poor-sl...ry?id=47620102

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Poor sleep is linked to higher death risk in those with heart issues

Diseases of the blood vessels supplying the heart and brain tissues are leading causes of death among Americans.

And while researchers have known that things like metabolic syndrome -- high blood pressure, elevated cholesterol and/or triglycerides, high body mass index and high blood sugar -- and poor sleep increase the risk of these diseases, the true impact of these other factors has remained poorly understood so far.

You too Steve ... get that sleep

STEED · 05-29-17, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

6 hours of sleep? It's not enough

Don't worry having a lie-in tomorrow, lucky for me I work in the evenings.

Aktungbby · 05-29-17, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I no longer have an "add pictures to album" option... even when I delete some it doesn't free up any room, so it's not that I've exceeded my space allowance...

Glad I could help...temporarily!

<click :U-666 Aktung's eclectic album

Jimbuna · 05-29-17, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I no longer have an "add pictures to album" option... even when I delete some it doesn't free up any room, so it's not that I've exceeded my space allowance...

Do you have the add album option?

Should that not be the case and presuming you have logged off then on again I'd suggest sending Neal a PM, your account may need resetting.

Eichhörnchen · 05-29-17, 02:12 PM

Right... there's a problem then, because I no longer have an "add album" option either.

@ Aktung... thanks for that. I'll hang on to it for now, but how can you trust me with your album?

STEED · 05-30-17, 04:38 PM

Woohoo 8pm end for the next two nights, I like it.

Eichhörnchen · 05-31-17, 04:34 AM

Just got back from the doctor to have a suspicious wart looked at. She said it's just a Supercalifragilistic seborrheic keratosis.

"I've got one of them on my arse, Mary Poppins"

Commander Wallace · 05-31-17, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Just got back from the doctor to have a suspicious wart looked at. She said it's just a Supercalifragilistic seborrheic keratosis.

"I've got one of them on my arse, Mary Poppins"

That's what you get when you play with squirrels.

Hope it's nothing serious.

Catfish · 05-31-17, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Just got back from the doctor to have a suspicious wart looked at. She said it's just a Supercalifragilistic seborrheic keratosis. [...]

I hope it isn't the one on your shoulders

Jimbuna · 05-31-17, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

I hope it isn't the one on your shoulders

Eichhörnchen · 05-31-17, 09:33 AM

No, it's on my tum. I got a laff though...

When I pulled up my shirt to show her she said "That's not your back".... "Is that what I said?" I asked.... "Yes" she said.... "Did I really? Oh dear, there's more wrong with me than I thought"

Moonlight · 05-31-17, 12:15 PM

Oh my god Mr Squirrel you've got squirrel Rabies, there's a foolproof way to test for this disease old boy, keep a glass of water close to hand or paw in your case and look at it regularly, if you've got rabies it'll start to drive you nuts. The doctor should have told you that there and then the silly mare, she probably wanted rid of you asap so I can't really blame her, If the doctor was ugly though I'd report her to the RSPCA immediately.

If the test is positive don't panic as it can only kill you once, it would be adviseable to get everyone you've been near vaccinated and get yourself locked in a darkened room at once and throw the key away. Its imperative that you keep out of sight or sound of water as that will increase the symptoms exponentially, oh one final thing Mr Squirrel, make sure that all the local squirrels are vaccinated as well, we can't have a major outbreak of rabies flooding the country when Wimbledon is just around the corner now can we.

One last thing Mr Squirrel, its going to be a long and slow painful death so I'll say my good ~~riddance~~ byes now, silly me I nearly forgot, that'll be £50 for my medical services payable before you're locked up in that darkened room of course.

Eichhörnchen · 05-31-17, 01:04 PM

You better round the others up and get ready to dial for an ambulance in case I start foaming at the mouth.

Jimbuna · 06-01-17, 09:43 AM

A guy I know was looking for a static security guard to look after a new mobile home until Monday morning. The hours were 9pm tp 9am and he offered £10 an hour.

I told him I couldn't do it but knew someone else who was reliable and might be interested so I rang a friend.

About an hour later said friend rang me, thanked me and said he owed me a bottle.

I said fair enough but even at £120 a shift it wasn't all that big a deal.

My friend replied saying he had renegotiated the offer to £15 an hour and I said "You'd better make that a couple of bottles then"

05-29-17, 12:21 PM	#796
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Relaxing today and made up for lost sleep thanks to those hot muggy nights last week, just as well extra days in work this week. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-29-17, 02:12 PM	#801
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,447 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Right... there's a problem then, because I no longer have an "add album" option either. @ Aktung... thanks for that. I'll hang on to it for now, but how can you trust me with your album? __________________

05-30-17, 04:38 PM	#802
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Woohoo 8pm end for the next two nights, I like it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-31-17, 04:34 AM	#803
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,447 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Just got back from the doctor to have a suspicious wart looked at. She said it's just a Supercalifragilistic seborrheic keratosis. "I've got one of them on my arse, Mary Poppins" __________________

05-31-17, 09:33 AM	#807
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,447 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	No, it's on my tum. I got a laff though... When I pulled up my shirt to show her she said "That's not your back".... "Is that what I said?" I asked.... "Yes" she said.... "Did I really? Oh dear, there's more wrong with me than I thought" __________________

05-31-17, 12:15 PM	#808
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,522 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Oh my god Mr Squirrel you've got squirrel Rabies, there's a foolproof way to test for this disease old boy, keep a glass of water close to hand or paw in your case and look at it regularly, if you've got rabies it'll start to drive you nuts. The doctor should have told you that there and then the silly mare, she probably wanted rid of you asap so I can't really blame her, If the doctor was ugly though I'd report her to the RSPCA immediately. If the test is positive don't panic as it can only kill you once, it would be adviseable to get everyone you've been near vaccinated and get yourself locked in a darkened room at once and throw the key away. Its imperative that you keep out of sight or sound of water as that will increase the symptoms exponentially, oh one final thing Mr Squirrel, make sure that all the local squirrels are vaccinated as well, we can't have a major outbreak of rabies flooding the country when Wimbledon is just around the corner now can we. One last thing Mr Squirrel, its going to be a long and slow painful death so I'll say my good ~~riddance~~ byes now, silly me I nearly forgot, that'll be £50 for my medical services payable before you're locked up in that darkened room of course. __________________

05-31-17, 01:04 PM	#809
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,447 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You better round the others up and get ready to dial for an ambulance in case I start foaming at the mouth. __________________

06-01-17, 09:43 AM	#810
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A guy I know was looking for a static security guard to look after a new mobile home until Monday morning. The hours were 9pm tp 9am and he offered £10 an hour. I told him I couldn't do it but knew someone else who was reliable and might be interested so I rang a friend. About an hour later said friend rang me, thanked me and said he owed me a bottle. I said fair enough but even at £120 a shift it wasn't all that big a deal. My friend replied saying he had renegotiated the offer to £15 an hour and I said "You'd better make that a couple of bottles then" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!