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03-13-17, 07:12 PM
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Navy Seal
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I don't think rich people should have birthday's
 Happy birthday rich person 
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pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau .. |
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03-13-17, 08:08 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
 Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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The true nature of 'genteel poverty' on 'route' 66!
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 : $o did the IR$, $tate of Californicated and the county Property a$$e$$or'$ Office after my post-earthquake kitchen upgrade-a hearing contesting that matter is in the works with those vulture$. Poor Neal: I even had to downgrade from Subsim 'Captain' to 'first officer' to make end$ meet!  $ometime$ I feel like a fi$h in a barrel....  My true riches R in my friends, incl yourself, and my German Fraü neighbor who shared this gem with me yesterday! 
Translation: When You're 66You all are going to be surprised when I will be a pensioner finally! As soon as the stress is over i will actually have a lot of fun, o-ho, o-ho, o-ho. I'll blow-dry my remaining hair pretty cool. I'll pull in my gut and act the hot guy, o-ho, o-ho, o-ho. And when the people look at me indignant and severe I'll tell them: " My dear mates you are way too strict!" Life really begins when you're 66! When your're 66 you have fun living. When your're 66 you just start going! When your're 66 you're far from the end! I'll buy a motorcycle and a leather outfit And sweep around in the neighbourhood with 110 hp, o-ho, o-ho, o-ho. I'll sing songs in the city park so everybody is amazed. And play the guitar along with a mad sound, , o-ho, o-ho, o-ho. And with the other mates from the pensioner's club I'll establish a band and we jazz tremendously. Life really begins when you're 66! When your're 66 you have fun living. When your're 66 you just start going! When your're 66 you're far from the end! And in the evening I'll hit the road with granny, Because we'll rock the club, o-ho, o-ho, o-ho. In summer I'll wind flowers around my thinkers's brow And hitchhike to San Francisco to cure my rheumatism,  o-ho, o-ho, o-ho.And my grandson Waldemar will proudly announce: "The freaky wrinkly, that's my grandpa!" Life really begins when you're 66! When your're 66 you have fun living. When your're 66 you just start going! When your're 66 you're far from the end! Life really begins with 66 years! nei nei di di di di..
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 03-13-17 at 08:18 PM. |
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03-13-17, 09:14 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Kentucky
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Happy birthday Achtung! I would've been here sooner, except it was a quite busy weekend for me with my own birth anniversary celebration.
 I still haven't figured out how to blow out the birthday cake candles without blasting the cake all over and getting everything wet. 
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03-13-17, 09:46 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
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 <  OOPS! NOT ENOUGH Montelukast FOR THAT BLAST! u MIGHT HAVE TO COME OUTTA RETIREMENT FOR THESE FLAMES...
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! |
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03-13-17, 10:03 PM
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GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST
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damn!! I'm Always late to the best parties!
 Anyway Happy 700 year birthday. 
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03-13-17, 10:20 PM
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The Old Man
 Join Date: Oct 2012
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Happy Birthday
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03-14-17, 11:32 PM
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Rear Admiral
 Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: on the Dan
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Happy Birthday Buddy
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 You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. |
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