Ever been so drunk...

Catfish · 03-03-17, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

AHEM! at our age, our bursitis is the only thing that can kick up...fiercly!

Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
Long pause ..
2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."

Jimbuna · 03-03-17, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
Long pause ..
2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

Jimbuna · 03-03-17, 07:02 AM

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

Buddahaid · 03-05-17, 02:32 PM

There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!

Catfish · 03-05-17, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!

Do you mean suspension

STEED · 03-05-17, 07:26 PM

Got drunk once and I felt ill and that was it for me. I rather enjoy one or two bottles of ale once a month these days. Just can not see the reason why people get drunk every weekend.

Jimbuna · 03-06-17, 07:50 AM

Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff

Platapus · 03-16-17, 05:29 PM

To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.

Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.

03-03-17, 07:02 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,964 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-05-17, 02:32 PM	#4
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	There's supposed to be compensation. They lied! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

03-05-17, 07:26 PM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Got drunk once and I felt ill and that was it for me. I rather enjoy one or two bottles of ale once a month these days. Just can not see the reason why people get drunk every weekend. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-06-17, 07:50 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,964 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-16-17, 05:29 PM	#8
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,399 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk. Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.