Now is time again

[August]

Stay away from these two women. Moose hate them.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfou...mber-1.1215220

http://gawker.com/5835598/woman-hits...moose-with-car

The moose of Canada are stalking and haunting Connie Evirett and Yvonne Studley, two car-driving sisters from British Columbia. Last month Studley, 49, had a car accident involving one of the beasts; the melee left her in a coma, and the moose in a moose coffin. Then, while on the way to the hospital to visit her younger sister, 51-year-old Evirett had a moose/car accident of her own.Everitt told a reporter: "My first thought was, 'Are the moose going out [on a] hunting season for my family?'" Seems the answer to that question is pretty clear.

And Moose can apparently cause amnesia. This woman drove 40 kilometers like this and can't remember it.



http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfou...sion-1.1215223



Same as this guy:



http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfou...r-it-1.3126446

"Never noticed a thing. It was a man pulling me over and he said, 'You're after hitting a moose.' I said, 'What?' and I got out," said Bromley.
He said, 'Boy, you got to go to hospital.' I said, 'No, I'm going home.' 'Oh no,' he said, 'You're going to the hospital. You're to pieces in the face.'"

That man was Tom Canning, from Roddickton, who said he passed Bromley while travelling in the other direction on the highway.
"When the car passed me, I looked a second time to be sure that part of the roof was gone off of the car and it looked like there was a man driving it with no head on his shoulders because all I could see was red," said Canning.