Mexico drug lord Joaquin Guzman 'fears for his sanity'

Jimbuna · 10-25-16, 12:33 PM

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Jailed Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman "fears he could lose his mind" before the end of the year, his partner Emma Coronel says.

GOOD!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-37763383

AVGWarhawk · 10-25-16, 12:39 PM

Awesome!

Von Due · 10-25-16, 01:37 PM

Aw that's too bad. Then again, he must be off his head if he thinks that will get him out.

This is comedy gold

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...nor has anyone devised a plan of activities to match his needs, preferences and skills

Well, gee, what needs, preferences and skills could we possibly be talking about here?

Jimbuna · 10-25-16, 02:29 PM

Chemistry ?

Von Due · 10-25-16, 02:50 PM

"My dear Chapo, he is so lonely. Give my poor darling a lab... LABRADOR, I mean labrador... and a shovel... SHOWER! Let him... take a shower unwatched."

eddie · 10-25-16, 02:52 PM

I imagine being locked up in a Super Max prison will do that,lol Enjoy your stay
Guzman!

Jimbuna · 10-26-16, 06:56 AM

Well, whatever his complaints, they won't last much longer, he is expected to be extradited to the US in February next year.

Platapus · 10-26-16, 11:50 AM

Gosh. It sounds like Jail is not a place you want to end up in. They should make it nicer so people won't mind being in there.

Mr Quatro · 10-26-16, 01:24 PM

He's just trying to get over here to the USA prison system, so he can get a free sex change operation, so his old gang
in Mexico can figutre out a way to dig a tunnel from El Paso across the Rio Grande over to Mexico and then he can blend
in with all of the other street ladies ... for him to escape.

Aktungbby · 10-26-16, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

He's just trying to get over here to the USA prison system, so he can get a free sex change operation, so his old gang
in Mexico can figutre out a way to dig a tunnel from El Paso across the Rio Grande over to Mexico and then he can blend
in with all of the other street ladies ... for him to escape.

In which case he will become 'La Chapa'!

10-25-16, 12:39 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,268 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Awesome! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Chemistry ? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	I imagine being locked up in a Super Max prison will do that,lol Enjoy your stay Guzman! __________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. Al Capone

10-26-16, 06:56 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, whatever his complaints, they won't last much longer, he is expected to be extradited to the US in February next year. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Gosh. It sounds like Jail is not a place you want to end up in. They should make it nicer so people won't mind being in there. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	"My dear Chapo, he is so lonely. Give my poor darling a lab... LABRADOR, I mean labrador... and a shovel... SHOWER! Let him... take a shower unwatched."

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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	He's just trying to get over here to the USA prison system, so he can get a free sex change operation, so his old gang in Mexico can figutre out a way to dig a tunnel from El Paso across the Rio Grande over to Mexico and then he can blend in with all of the other street ladies ... for him to escape. __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..