I never knew that! - Page 8

Jimbuna · 09-19-16, 10:40 AM

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Traditionally, it has been claimed that Attila the Hun died of a nosebleed on his wedding night. He may have died of something like a hemorrhoid in his esophagus caused by heavy drinking. Reader Tom Utterback says: "Chronic alcoholism leads to acid reflux disease which culminates eventually in esophageal varices rupturing."

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/a...ttiladeath.htm

Aktungbby · 09-19-16, 10:55 AM

My guess is he died of suffocation in his sleep from his own vomit from excess alcohol as has sadly happened to a few too-young acquaintances. Good PR to a leaderless 'horde' demanded a more 'kingly' version...I'll bet he didn't say G'Night Hunny' to the new bride either!

Mr Quatro · 09-19-16, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

And God actually said: "let 'em eat cake maybe they'll see the light!"

What God really said is, "If you can't see it you can't eat it"

Aktungbby · 09-19-16, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

What God really said is, "If you can't see it you can't eat it"

What God really did was create darkness and eyelids that close: U don't have to actually look at it, just do it

....and thus, we've certainly managed to overpopulate the planet-ie been "fruitful and multiplied"!

Any trip to the local Wallmart or Cosco will bear out my hypothesis!

Fubar2Niner · 09-19-16, 11:40 AM

What God said and what God means, are poles apart. I spent years not coveting my neighbors ass, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 60

Aktungbby · 09-19-16, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

What God said and what God means, are poles apart. I spent years not coveting my neighbors ass, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 60

An even trade!

I got my virginity back when I turned 60.

Good thing too; saved a ton of money on romances not funded!

(wow! What a subject for my 10,000th post...I said virginity never verbosity!)

Mr Quatro · 09-19-16, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

What God said and what God means, are poles apart. I spent years not coveting my neighbors ass, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 60

Liar, lair go throw yourself in the drier

Fubar2Niner · 09-19-16, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

An even trade!

I got my virginity back when I turned 60.

Good thing too; saved a ton of money on romances not funded!

(wow! What a subject for my 10,000th post...I said virginity never verbosity!)

Congrats on 10,000 mate, the Almighty owes you one.

Eichhörnchen · 09-19-16, 03:48 PM

On your 10 000th post, Aktung!

Jimbuna · 09-19-16, 05:44 PM

"Jay" used to be slang for "foolish person." So when a pedestrian ignored street signs, he was referred to as a "jaywalker."

Mr Quatro · 09-19-16, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

On your 10 000th post, Aktung!

Yea! 10,000 most with pictures ... way to go Aktung. Now you have to pay the server bill after your 10,000th post

Platapus · 09-19-16, 06:01 PM

Adult Humans and adult dogs are only species that instinctively understand pointing. Even the other apes tend to look at the finger instead of the direction being pointed until they are taught to look elsewhere.

u crank · 09-19-16, 06:24 PM

There are approximately 200,000,000,000 stars in our galaxy, the Milky Way.

Jimbuna · 09-20-16, 06:53 AM

Alaska is the only US state that can be typed on one row of keys. (Go ahead and try typing the other states.)

Fubar2Niner · 09-20-16, 11:57 AM

A whale's penis is called a dork. Tis true

http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm

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09-19-16, 10:55 AM	#107
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,100 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	"beware of a "Hun in the Pun" My guess is he died of suffocation in his sleep from his own vomit from excess alcohol as has sadly happened to a few too-young acquaintances. Good PR to a leaderless 'horde' demanded a more 'kingly' version...I'll bet he didn't say G'Night Hunny' to the new bride either! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Congratulations! On your 10 000th post, Aktung! __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Jay" used to be slang for "foolish person." So when a pedestrian ignored street signs, he was referred to as a "jaywalker." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-19-16, 06:01 PM	#117
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Adult Humans and adult dogs are only species that instinctively understand pointing. Even the other apes tend to look at the finger instead of the direction being pointed until they are taught to look elsewhere. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-19-16, 06:24 PM	#118
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,749 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	There are approximately 200,000,000,000 stars in our galaxy, the Milky Way. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,184 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	What God said and what God means, are poles apart. I spent years not coveting my neighbors ass, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 60

09-20-16, 06:53 AM	#119
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,124 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Alaska is the only US state that can be typed on one row of keys. (Go ahead and try typing the other states.) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-20-16, 11:57 AM	#120
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,184 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	A whale's penis is called a dork. Tis true http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm No. 21