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[Oberon]

I think you miss the point of my mocking, I mock because I really don't care any more.

Originally Posted by Oberon

I think you miss the point of my mocking, I mock because I really don't care any more.

I don't see how that makes a difference, but alright.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

I don't see how that makes a difference, but alright.

Cool, I've decided to let someone else worry about the creeping Islamification of Europe and whether or not it exists. I'm also getting to the point where the backlash of this perceived creeping Islamification, and the rise of the far right in Eastern Europe and its return to Western Europe can be out-sourced to someone else too.
Life is too short, there's enough problems closer to home to think about really.

The mocking was perhaps misguided, looking back on it I can see that now, but to be honest, it's Skybird, he's been talking about the imminent collapse of western civilization for over a decade now.

Originally Posted by Oberon

...but to be honest, it's Skybird, he's been talking about the imminent collapse of western civilization for over a decade now.

Oh you just wait!
Some day he might be right and then he can finally bring the line: I told you so!

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Oh you just wait!
Some day he might be right and then he can finally bring the line: I told you so!

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Betanov

My ancestors were regulary kidnapped as children to serve as janissaries.

C'mon now that was a good gig; often leading to a career-except for the mandatory circumcision!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissaries

Originally Posted by Betanov

Now, if you'll excuse me, I will drive to my favourite pub to plan a trip to the coast in the next two weeks, not hindered by fear of some bearded maniac killing me. My momma raised no coward.

Owning a kukri makes a man brave. Kindly re-circumsize any said maniac and then send him to his 72 virgins post-haste with the traditional famed swipe of the kukri

Just picture the scene as a soldier returns from hunting an arch-enemy. Commanding officer: 'Did you get him?' Soldier: 'Yes, sir.' Commanding officer: 'Are you sure?' Soldier: 'Yes, sir.' Soldier reaches into rucksack and places severed head on table.
Commanding officer: ' ****!' If it happened in a Hollywood movie, the audience would either laugh or applaud. But there was no laughter the other day when this happened for real in Babaji, Afghanistan, current posting for the 1st Battalion, Royal Gurkha Rifles.
The precise circumstances will not be determined until an official report has been completed, but reliable military sources have confirmed that a Gurkha patrol was sent out with orders to track down a Taliban warlord described as a 'high-value target'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1296136/As-Gurkha-disciplined-beheading-Taliban-Thank-God-side.html

[Oberon]

As the old British saying goes, 'Thank God they're on our side.'

AARSEpedia has some useful advice about them:

Unlike the British squaddie after nine pints of Stella, Johnny Gurkha remains approachable and likeable and shows no sign of the usual wear & tear associated with going on the lash - a skill no doubt learnt from wizened old monks high above the snowline of the Himalayas. Do not engage in the following:

• A fight - you will lose. You may possibly end up in the cooked meat section in Sainsbury's at 45p/lb.

• A drinking competition - see above without the Sainsbury's

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Oh you just wait!
Some day he might be right and then he can finally bring the line: I told you so!

He wishes.
Even if he's right I'm going down fighting after giving them a taste of their own medicine.

Christ people, I go for a cup of coffee and you gang up on Oberon and derail it all with Ghurkas (another reason why islam can't win)

Roses are red some Mosques are blue in Soviet Slovenia Betonov terrorizes you!

Love it

[Oberon]

Oh aye, if he does turn out to be right, well, I have a couple of sharp objects, one made in Sheffield and one in Solingen, and as the saying goes:

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Oh aye, if he does turn out to be right, well, I have a couple of sharp objects, one made in Sheffield and one in Solingen, and as the saying goes:

Pictures please.

Here's my collection of sharp objects

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Betonov

Pictures please.

Another time, I think I've posted them before but that was back on imageshack which has since gone rogue. Can't find them now.

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I think you miss the point of my mocking, I mock because I really don't care any more.

Isn't that trolling?

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Oh you just wait!
Some day he might be right and then he can finally bring the line: I told you so!

No, I have a script prepared, if the end comes, it will lock his account and he won't be able to post about it.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Isn't that trolling?

Fair point.

[ikalugin]

But...but...Muslim immigrants with knives around every corner!

Red under the bed?

In a way I would suggest Europeans to look into Russian experience with our muslim comunity.

[mapuc]

This report was given to the leaders at the Nuclear Security Summit 2016 in Washington.


http://belfercenter.ksg.harvard.edu/...rorism-Web.pdf

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