China Bans Reincarnation Without Government Permission.

Eichhörnchen · 03-05-16, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

If reincarnation is real, then doesn't this mean that every living being has reincarnated without permission?

Bit like Windows 10 then... you will be automatically updated, with or without your permission

Fr8monkey · 03-05-16, 11:01 AM

They also banned depiction of gay relationships, smoking, drinking, adultery, and cleavage from TV.

If there wasn't any country named, I'd think the right-wing evangelicals were elected...

Jimbuna · 03-05-16, 11:10 AM

Sounds like 1984 has been reincarnated in 2016.

Aktungbby · 03-05-16, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fr8monkey

They also banned depiction of gay relationships, smoking, drinking, adultery, and cleavage from TV.

If there wasn't any country named, I'd think the right-wing evangelicals were elected...

WEll they gotta have some cleavage on TV or there won't be any cooking shows

Skybird · 03-05-16, 11:48 AM

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

Since we are at it, does anyone know the current tax to be paid for an apocalypse?

There are wise people and there are dumb people, and there also are big apes.

And then there are fanciless apparatchicks.

August · 03-05-16, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

Since we are at it, does anyone know the current tax to be paid for an apocalypse?

There are wise people and there are dumb people, and there also are big apes.

And then there are fanciless apparatchicks.

And then there are self righteous complainers who divorce themselves from the world in order to criticize everyone and everything around them.

vienna · 03-05-16, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by August

And then there are self righteous complainers who divorce themselves from the world in order to criticize everyone and everything around them.

Well, the rest of us won't hold that against you...

<O>

Fr8monkey · 03-05-16, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I wonder whether the Christians' Judgement Day can be prevented forever by refusing to sign and stamp the mandatory license and papers?

If you are saved, better make sure your passport is up to date before the rapture.

vienna · 03-05-16, 01:44 PM

I think China is just trying to limit those "lifetime warranty" provisions on their products against claims by the reincarnated...

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Skybird · 03-05-16, 04:54 PM

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If you are saved, better make sure your passport is up to date before the rapture.

Who approves the party's approval? Reincarnated Mao TseTung...!?

Chinese apparatchiks declaring reincarnations a party-approved event. This joke really saved my otherwise boring Saturday.

Spit my coffee on the screen when reading it.

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