A question about umbrellas

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by STEED

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years!

That's a dirty lie. I haven't been on the phone with her, I've been trying to call her. Never got through once. Well, once, but that was enough. She told me if I called her again I was in real trouble.

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more. What I'll probably get is some guy putting me in traction for the next decade. But hope springs eternal...