Just when you thought flying couldn't get any worse

Stealhead · 07-13-15, 06:07 PM

You guys have to think positive you get a middle seat and facing you on one side a blonde woman the other a brunette woman then over your shoulders a raven head woman and a red head woman. A silver lining in every cloud.

STEED · 07-13-15, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

You guys have to think positive you get a middle seat and on one side a blonde woman the other a brunette woman then over your shoulders a raven head woman and a red head woman. A silver lining in every cloud.

Stealhead · 07-13-15, 06:23 PM

Now how it would work out facing you on your left and right two explosively flatulent men over your shoulders the same with center seat behind you an ADHD kid kicking your seat for 10 hours.

u crank · 07-13-15, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Now how it would work out facing you on your left and right two explosively flatulent men over your shoulders the same with center seat behind you an ADHD kid kicking your seat for 10 hours.

Right about then I think I'd start talkin' about the bomb in my shoe.

Buddahaid · 07-13-15, 07:51 PM

Makes getting to the loo a bit more interesting, or is there shared seating there too?

STEED · 07-14-15, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Makes getting to the loo a bit more interesting

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..

No one would need to leave their seat.

Wolferz · 07-14-15, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..

No one would need to leave their seat.

You will also need to board sans pants and skivvies in case of turbulence and the constantly lit fasten seatbelt sign.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 07-14-15, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..

No one would need to leave their seat.

Wouldn't it be convenient to out source waste collection? You know those bags dog owners use to collect their pet's poop.

Mr Quatro · 07-14-15, 02:54 PM

I would fly on one of those seat types if it was full of NFL cheer leaders wearing mini-skirts that feel the need to scratch themselves,
but a butch of fat dudes that just ate chili before take off ...

no way Jose'

Wolferz · 07-14-15, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

You guys have to think positive you get a middle seat and facing you on one side a blonde woman the other a brunette woman then over your shoulders a raven head woman and a red head woman. A silver lining in every cloud.

You enjoy a good hen party?

It would be like being shackled to a chair on the set of The View.

Whoopi!

Finish him.

Tango589 · 07-14-15, 05:07 AM

If I had to fly like this, I would definitely take a couple of antihistamines before take-off to make sure I was well and truly unconscious for the whole horrifying ordeal.

07-13-15, 06:23 PM	#3
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Now how it would work out facing you on your left and right two explosively flatulent men over your shoulders the same with center seat behind you an ADHD kid kicking your seat for 10 hours. Last edited by Stealhead; 07-13-15 at 06:30 PM.

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Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Makes getting to the loo a bit more interesting, or is there shared seating there too? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	If I had to fly like this, I would definitely take a couple of antihistamines before take-off to make sure I was well and truly unconscious for the whole horrifying ordeal. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	You guys have to think positive you get a middle seat and facing you on one side a blonde woman the other a brunette woman then over your shoulders a raven head woman and a red head woman. A silver lining in every cloud.

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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I would fly on one of those seat types if it was full of NFL cheer leaders wearing mini-skirts that feel the need to scratch themselves, but a butch of fat dudes that just ate chili before take off ... no way Jose'