Astrology. - Page 3

Torplexed · 07-11-15, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

And that his how she bacame your 'ex'

I can see the dangers in that.

Eisenwurst · 07-11-15, 07:37 PM

Way back in the 70s when I was a boilermaker we had a guy at work who liked to "project" himself as a tough guy, mean s.o.b. You'd look at him and think "Hell's Angel, murderer", a lot of guys were scared of him.

With time I got to know him and was surprised to learn he was a devout catholic, happily married with a young family. And he was a fanatic believer when it came to "star signs". He'd be forever going on "blah blah Capricorn blah blah bloody virgos etc".

But to give him credit he thought the horoscopes in the paper were a load of crap and I agree.

Sailor Steve · 07-11-15, 08:18 PM

I believe in astrology. Here's my horoscope for today:

Oh, I'm an Aries, by the way.

Jeff-Groves · 07-11-15, 09:53 PM

Bet the stars didn't tell you I wouldn't vote in any way.

Torplexed · 07-11-15, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I believe in astrology. Here's my horoscope for today:
Oh, I'm an Aries, by the way.

You're better than the Amazing Criswell. Finally. A horoscope I can trust.

Sailor Steve · 07-11-15, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Bet the stars didn't tell you I wouldn't vote in any way.

Actually Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman and Robert Downey, Jr. all called to advise me of that very fact.

BossMark · 07-12-15, 01:22 AM

Well as a Virgo I.......................

Jimbuna · 07-12-15, 06:07 AM

I'll believe when I read the lottery result prior to it being drawn.

Platapus · 07-12-15, 06:17 AM

When I call a psychic hotline, why do they ask me for my credit card number. That should be the first test they do.

Torplexed · 07-12-15, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

When I call a psychic hotline, why do they ask me for my credit card number. That should be the first test they do.

Ya, mon, where da hell you bin? Call me now for your free readin'. The cards never lie!

Red Devil · 07-12-15, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Actually Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman and Robert Downey, Jr. all called to advise me of that very fact.

I got a nice tweet from Johnny Depp in reply to a Twitter article in news on his visiting a kids hospital in Brisbane Australia in the full Pirates regalia.

No I tend not to use it too much, I only went in to see what someone had written. BUt dsont ask JD if he would like to join here, his language can be a bit erm, fruitful!

Betonov · 07-12-15, 06:44 AM

Too bad none of you speak Serb.
There's this guy in Serbia, a psycic hotline and people ask him to cure their problems and luift curses and he just makes a fool of them.
One time this poor fellow called his chickens are dying and he told him to go to the kitchen and break an egg on his head and a moment later a loud crack of an egg braking was heard trough the line.
He's been sued a dozen times but he's still making money of it.

Red Devil · 07-12-15, 06:52 AM

why are people so gullible? There must be at leats 50 million of them here in the UK. Some people even think soaps are REAL!!!

Torplexed · 07-12-15, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Too bad none of you speak Serb.
There's this guy in Serbia, a psycic hotline and people ask him to cure their problems and luift curses and he just makes a fool of them.
One time this poor fellow called his chickens are dying and he told him to go to the kitchen and break an egg on his head and a moment later a loud crack of an egg braking was heard trough the line.
He's been sued a dozen times but he's still making money of it.

Too funny. His cheesy headgear and robes remind me of Johnny Carson doing his Carnac the Magnificent psychic spoof.

Betonov · 07-12-15, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Too funny. His cheesy headgear and robes remind me of Johnny Carson doing his Carnac the Magnificent physic spoof.

He might have used Johnny as inspiration.

Just went to youtube for some Milan Tarot and one woman called her daughter can't find a boyfriend and he told her to draw hearts with ketchup on the floor of every room in her house.

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07-11-15, 07:37 PM	#32
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,761 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Way back in the 70s when I was a boilermaker we had a guy at work who liked to "project" himself as a tough guy, mean s.o.b. You'd look at him and think "Hell's Angel, murderer", a lot of guys were scared of him. With time I got to know him and was surprised to learn he was a devout catholic, happily married with a young family. And he was a fanatic believer when it came to "star signs". He'd be forever going on "blah blah Capricorn blah blah bloody virgos etc". But to give him credit he thought the horoscopes in the paper were a load of crap and I agree. __________________

07-11-15, 08:18 PM	#33
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I believe in astrology. Here's my horoscope for today: Oh, I'm an Aries, by the way. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-12-15, 01:22 AM	#37
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Well as a Virgo I....................... __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-12-15, 06:07 AM	#38
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll believe when I read the lottery result prior to it being drawn. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-11-15, 09:53 PM	#34
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,654 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Bet the stars didn't tell you I wouldn't vote in any way.

07-12-15, 06:17 AM	#39
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	When I call a psychic hotline, why do they ask me for my credit card number. That should be the first test they do. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-12-15, 06:44 AM	#42
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Too bad none of you speak Serb. There's this guy in Serbia, a psycic hotline and people ask him to cure their problems and luift curses and he just makes a fool of them. One time this poor fellow called his chickens are dying and he told him to go to the kitchen and break an egg on his head and a moment later a loud crack of an egg braking was heard trough the line. He's been sued a dozen times but he's still making money of it.

07-12-15, 06:52 AM	#43
Red Devil The Old Man Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sutton Coldfield England Posts: 1,540 Downloads: 305 Uploads: 0	why are people so gullible? There must be at leats 50 million of them here in the UK. Some people even think soaps are REAL!!! __________________ > > Captain!, there's a destroyer on the por........ periscope is flooded Sir! > Darkness is only the absence of Light; Ignorance is only the absence of knowledge © www.worldwartwo.uk www.captainwalker.uk