Happy Independence Day

Torplexed · 07-05-15, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Here you go America..

I may need this for headache. It's 5:00 am here and I just heard a string of firecrackers go off.

Don't these pyromaniacs ever sleep?

Wolferz · 07-05-15, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I may need this for headache. It's 5:00 am here and I just heard a string of firecrackers go off.

Don't these pyromaniacs ever sleep?

One moron over here decided to top off his evening of pyrotechnics by placing a mortar launcher on his head and lighting the fuse.
ssssss_____________________ssssss_____
BOOM!

Of all the things he misses, he now misses his mind the most.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...lake/29455857/

fireftr18 · 07-05-15, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

One moron over here decided to top off his evening of pyrotechnics by placing a mortar launcher on his head and lighting the fuse.
ssssss_____________________ssssss_____
BOOM!

Of all the things he misses, he now misses his mind the most.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...lake/29455857/

Wolferz, you can't miss something you never had.
I notice the article said alcohol was a factor. Imagine that.

I'm happy to announce the annual "Battle of Greenview" has ended with no injuries and no fires. All had a good time and the fireworks were awesome as usual.

Eichhörnchen · 07-06-15, 02:14 AM

I found this whilst visiting Wolferz' link:
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Wolferz · 07-06-15, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Wolferz, you can't miss something you never had.
I notice the article said alcohol was a factor. Imagine that.

I'm happy to announce the annual "Battle of Greenview" has ended with no injuries and no fires. All had a good time and the fireworks were awesome as usual.

Yes, he'd have been much better off if he had been drinking tea instead. But the tax on it made it prohibitive.
We know who to blame for that, right?

soopaman2 · 07-06-15, 01:09 PM

The entire symbolism of the 4th of July fireworks is to celebrate when some mean jerks were shelling us. *glares across the Atlantic*

If some dummy does not die trying to emulate an artillery cannon, then it is not a proper holiday. (watch it shoot out my head...ooof)

This is why fireworks and guns should be legal everywhere, it would cull the stupid alot faster, making the world a better place.

Wolferz · 07-06-15, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

The entire symbolism of the 4th of July fireworks is to celebrate when some mean jerks were shelling us. *glares across the Atlantic*

If some dummy does not die trying to emulate an artillery cannon, then it is not a proper holiday. (watch it shoot out my head...ooof)

This is why fireworks and guns should be legal everywhere, it would cull the stupid alot faster, making the world a better place.

Platapus · 07-07-15, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

This is why fireworks and guns should be legal everywhere, it would cull the stupid alot faster, making the world a better place.

But just like drunk drivers, stupid far too often hurt/kill innocent bystanders.

If only we could count on the stupid people killing themselves, I would not have a problem.

Wolferz · 07-09-15, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

But just like drunk drivers, stupid far too often hurt/kill innocent bystanders.

If only we could count on the stupid people killing themselves, I would not have a problem.

Most aren't even smart enough to accomplish your goal.

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