You Know You're Getting Old... - Page 3

Eichhörnchen · 04-22-15, 11:42 AM

When you start taking pockets full of grunting-bunting into town, in case there isn't any in the public toilets.

Fubar2Niner · 04-22-15, 11:49 AM

Baah humbug, use newspapers lad, if you don't need 'em you can read 'em. They are probably better for the former use anyway these days.

Fubar

STEED · 04-22-15, 12:11 PM

Taking more pain killers

Running to the bog every 10 minutes

shouting out the window - "Hey you kids get off the lawn and turn that dam music down"

Fubar2Niner · 04-22-15, 12:14 PM

Suddenly thinking photographic images of Maggie Thatcher look like page three girls in a hall of mirror exhibition.

STEED · 04-22-15, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Suddenly thinking photographic images of Maggie Thatcher look like page three girls in a hall of mirror exhibition.

Your sick!

Gets some therapy fast.

Fubar2Niner · 04-22-15, 12:37 PM

I'm trying................... Immediate reaction, open beer! Do you think this will help, or at least give me a glimmer of hope 'till I can get a GP appointment ? Thanks again bloody Cameron !!!

STEED · 04-22-15, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

I'm trying................... Immediate reaction, open beer! Do you think this will help, or at least give me a glimmer of hope 'till I can get a GP appointment ? Thanks again bloody Cameron !!!

Armistead · 04-22-15, 01:31 PM

when you're in bed with your wife and most the moaning is due to body aches and pains....

Wolferz · 04-22-15, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

when you're in bed with your wife and most the moaning is due to body aches and pains....

Her too!?

When you get to that point, sex is no longer a luxury, it's a miracle.

Aktungbby · 04-22-15, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Today's pop music is bloody awful what a load of dribble it is.

In my day....

Old is when I wonder exactly what load of dribble you're referencing...

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Her too!?

When you get to that point, sex is no longer a luxury, it's a miracle.

Getting LUCKY lies in Not Getting Lucky!

Platapus · 04-22-15, 04:46 PM

You know you are getting old when you remember Pluto being a planet and indigo being a color.

Harvs · 04-22-15, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

I'm trying................... Immediate reaction, open beer! Do you think this will help, or at least give me a glimmer of hope 'till I can get a GP appointment ? Thanks again bloody Cameron !!!

Maybe its the beer goggles thats bringing on your illness but then you would have to drink bucket loads of beer to make Thatcher look half sexy.

Tango589 · 04-23-15, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

You know you are getting old when you remember Pluto being a planet and indigo being a color.

Dammit, this means I'm old already!

*Damn kids*

*I remember when it was all fields round here*

*During the war...*

swamprat69er · 04-23-15, 06:33 AM

I may grow older, but I will never grow up.

STEED · 04-23-15, 07:24 AM

When your offspring pack your bags and dump you in a OAP home.

04-22-15, 11:42 AM	#31
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,493 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	When you start taking pockets full of grunting-bunting into town, in case there isn't any in the public toilets. __________________

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Taking more pain killers Running to the bog every 10 minutes shouting out the window - "Hey you kids get off the lawn and turn that dam music down" __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-22-15, 01:31 PM	#38
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	when you're in bed with your wife and most the moaning is due to body aches and pains.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,413 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	You know you are getting old when you remember Pluto being a planet and indigo being a color. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I may grow older, but I will never grow up. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

04-22-15, 11:49 AM	#32
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,184 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Baah humbug, use newspapers lad, if you don't need 'em you can read 'em. They are probably better for the former use anyway these days. Fubar

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Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,184 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Suddenly thinking photographic images of Maggie Thatcher look like page three girls in a hall of mirror exhibition.

04-22-15, 12:37 PM	#36
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,184 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	I'm trying................... Immediate reaction, open beer! Do you think this will help, or at least give me a glimmer of hope 'till I can get a GP appointment ? Thanks again bloody Cameron !!!

04-23-15, 07:24 AM	#45
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	When your offspring pack your bags and dump you in a OAP home. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!