Too much crack

mapuc · 04-10-15, 04:05 PM

http://www.celebtricity.com/couple-a...ets-to-heaven/

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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in

Read the whole article and have a good laugh

Markus

Oberon · 04-10-15, 04:37 PM

Gold?

Sounds like a case for...

Wolferz · 04-10-15, 04:49 PM

Lure them in with a five o'clock free crack giveaway.

Jimbuna · 04-11-15, 09:06 AM

LOL

Platapus · 04-11-15, 09:10 AM

The article left out the most important fact: Were they able to sell any of these tickets?

Herr-Berbunch · 04-12-15, 02:33 AM

Don't you besmirch Betonov's beloved Tito!

Betonov · 04-12-15, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Don't you besmirch Betonov's beloved Tito!

Beloved is an overstatement. He was an idiot in his later years.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the post war year Yugoslavia really had gold painted wood in it's reserves

The Germans took everything

Harvs · 04-12-15, 05:26 AM

How many are going to turn up at the wonka factory gates.

Jimbuna · 04-12-15, 08:20 AM

Platapus · 04-12-15, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Nothing like taking the time to write a caption on an image on the Internets Tubes......only to find out too late, there is a typo.

mapuc · 04-12-15, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

The article left out the most important fact: Were they able to sell any of these tickets?

I don't know, i can only say that the police confiscated over $10,000 in cash.

If that's from selling these "Golden tickets" then I fear that people are more easier to be lured than I thought.

Markus

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