Embarrasing Moments.

mapuc · 01-16-15, 05:16 PM

I had a similar "event"

It happened under my time in the military my friends and I was in some local pub/discotheque. During my visit there I noticed a young blonde woman good looking.

Every time I was at the desk to order a new drink I noticed her and we exhanged eye contact.

Gee maybe I'm lucky and......

Later in the evening I had to visit the men's room and just I opened the door, there stood on two legs holding his.... my blonde good looking woman....

I had nightmares for a whole month...what if.....

Markus

Stealhead · 01-16-15, 06:04 PM

Is this share your awkward transvestite encounters?
I'm possibly still a person of interest in Luxemburg after my encounter with a transvestite bartender.

I knew she was a man or that he was a woman the entire time. Only she made good drinks and my goal for the evening was a bit of heavy intoxication and a visit to the local broth...I mean zoo. Well seems this lady boy bartender put some manner of drug in my drink as I went on a really interesting trip luckly my pals drinks had not been laced so they keep me somewhat contained. I'm told that I destroyed a city police camera which ended a rather interesting evening at the zoo.

The Luxemburg law enforcement never got me for their camera thanks to my cat like skills of evasion which I honed sneaking off base in Turkey. That is another interesting series of tales suffice it to say you can find a lot to do in Istanbul.

Jeff-Groves · 01-16-15, 06:08 PM

Was in a Bar once with friends from High School.
A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time.
We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches.
I named one I hated alot.
The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

U-15 · 01-16-15, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Was in a Bar once with friends from High School.
A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time.
We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches.
I named one I hated alot.
The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

Some bitch, wasting a drink

Jimbuna · 01-17-15, 07:17 AM

Written for just such encounters as some of those stated above:

The Kinks - Lola

vanjast · 01-17-15, 07:33 AM

How to p.ss people off in a pub.
On the way home from work.. stop at the pub to have a beer.
A few beers later, after talking to this 'middle aged' couple about things in general that drinkers talk about... she asked me.
'We're part of a swinging club, would you and your wife like to join ?'

Mann!!.. I was so shocked I just blurted out... "No ways !! that's a one way trip to 'crab-city' "
They denied this.. I back-pedalled, trying to recover the apparent insult I'd just publically announced.. and they finished their drinks and left.

Afterwards I thought .. 'Tossers, if they cannot take criticism.. '
Maybe I should have told them that my private life is a personal thing and I'm not into voyeurism.

U-15 · 01-17-15, 12:57 PM

40 odd years ago when I was a keen cyclist, I accidentally ended up on the A38(M) motorway, (prohibited to cyclists for the benefit of non UK readers), as I was slip-streaming a coach.

Head down over the handlebars and legs pumping hard, I was bowling along at about 30mph, when I missed the turn-off for non-motorway traffic, and found myself in the outside lane.
Luckily it was a quiet time of day and nothing serious happened.

I suppose Jimbuna would have thought "now, there's an arresting sight"

01-17-15, 07:17 AM	#5
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U-15 Soundman Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Cannock Posts: 146 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	40 odd years ago when I was a keen cyclist, I accidentally ended up on the A38(M) motorway, (prohibited to cyclists for the benefit of non UK readers), as I was slip-streaming a coach. Head down over the handlebars and legs pumping hard, I was bowling along at about 30mph, when I missed the turn-off for non-motorway traffic, and found myself in the outside lane. Luckily it was a quiet time of day and nothing serious happened. I suppose Jimbuna would have thought "now, there's an arresting sight" __________________ I hope they're still open, I'm bostin for a pint of Banks's U-15 [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-16-15, 05:16 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,563 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I had a similar "event" It happened under my time in the military my friends and I was in some local pub/discotheque. During my visit there I noticed a young blonde woman good looking. Every time I was at the desk to order a new drink I noticed her and we exhanged eye contact. Gee maybe I'm lucky and...... Later in the evening I had to visit the men's room and just I opened the door, there stood on two legs holding his.... my blonde good looking woman.... I had nightmares for a whole month...what if..... Markus

01-16-15, 06:04 PM	#2
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Is this share your awkward transvestite encounters? I'm possibly still a person of interest in Luxemburg after my encounter with a transvestite bartender. I knew she was a man or that he was a woman the entire time. Only she made good drinks and my goal for the evening was a bit of heavy intoxication and a visit to the local broth...I mean zoo. Well seems this lady boy bartender put some manner of drug in my drink as I went on a really interesting trip luckly my pals drinks had not been laced so they keep me somewhat contained. I'm told that I destroyed a city police camera which ended a rather interesting evening at the zoo. The Luxemburg law enforcement never got me for their camera thanks to my cat like skills of evasion which I honed sneaking off base in Turkey. That is another interesting series of tales suffice it to say you can find a lot to do in Istanbul.

01-16-15, 06:08 PM	#3
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,656 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Was in a Bar once with friends from High School. A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time. We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches. I named one I hated alot. The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

01-17-15, 07:33 AM	#6
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	How to p.ss people off in a pub. On the way home from work.. stop at the pub to have a beer. A few beers later, after talking to this 'middle aged' couple about things in general that drinkers talk about... she asked me. 'We're part of a swinging club, would you and your wife like to join ?' Mann!!.. I was so shocked I just blurted out... "No ways !! that's a one way trip to 'crab-city' " They denied this.. I back-pedalled, trying to recover the apparent insult I'd just publically announced.. and they finished their drinks and left. Afterwards I thought .. 'Tossers, if they cannot take criticism.. ' Maybe I should have told them that my private life is a personal thing and I'm not into voyeurism.