Do you have Special Powers?

vienna · 12-20-14, 01:46 PM

I have the amazing ability to turn women into ex's...

<O>

Stealhead · 12-20-14, 02:24 PM

I have the ability to on occasion do something without thinking that is incredibly stupid and deadly and come away relatively unharmed.

For example when I was 12 or so I was walking around in my backyard playing around with model F4U Corsair I had just finished. I happened across this old aquarium that was turned upsidedown. I thought to myself excellent an Imperial Japanese Navy flattop. So I kicked this aquarium turned aircraft carrier it however it did not break the glass. So I got the outstanding idea to stand on top of the glass. Well to my dismay it did break the imaginary flattop deck. Of course this also also meant that my foot and leg fell through the very real glass and I got cut pretty badly but not as bad as could have been.

Of course I have reason to believe that every one has this power they just do not admit it.

Eichhörnchen · 12-20-14, 02:37 PM

My father-in-law told me this afternoon that his father was ambidextrous. I asked whether this meant he could saw up a piece of wood with one hand whilst banging in nails with the other. No it didn't, he said (this is where I got the idea for this thread).

Rockstar · 12-20-14, 05:07 PM

"Wanna see my special power? Pull my finger." - The Spleen (Mystery Men)

great movie

hmmm special power. i have an uncanny ability to know what a person next to me is thinking, sometimes.

nikimcbee · 12-20-14, 06:00 PM

I have a special purpose, but no special powers.

Eichhörnchen · 12-20-14, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I have a special purpose, but no special powers.

I like that answer...

vanjast · 12-22-14, 04:44 AM

When I met my wife she was a radical 'woman's libber', after 33 years of being with yours truly, she's a convert MCP.

Now that takes Unversal Special Powers.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I have a special purpose, but no special powers. __________________

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Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I have the ability to on occasion do something without thinking that is incredibly stupid and deadly and come away relatively unharmed. For example when I was 12 or so I was walking around in my backyard playing around with model F4U Corsair I had just finished. I happened across this old aquarium that was turned upsidedown. I thought to myself excellent an Imperial Japanese Navy flattop. So I kicked this aquarium turned aircraft carrier it however it did not break the glass. So I got the outstanding idea to stand on top of the glass. Well to my dismay it did break the imaginary flattop deck. Of course this also also meant that my foot and leg fell through the very real glass and I got cut pretty badly but not as bad as could have been. Of course I have reason to believe that every one has this power they just do not admit it.

12-20-14, 02:37 PM	#3
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,446 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	My father-in-law told me this afternoon that his father was ambidextrous. I asked whether this meant he could saw up a piece of wood with one hand whilst banging in nails with the other. No it didn't, he said (this is where I got the idea for this thread).

12-20-14, 05:07 PM	#4
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"Wanna see my special power? Pull my finger." - The Spleen (Mystery Men) great movie hmmm special power. i have an uncanny ability to know what a person next to me is thinking, sometimes.

12-22-14, 04:44 AM	#7
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	When I met my wife she was a radical 'woman's libber', after 33 years of being with yours truly, she's a convert MCP. Now that takes Unversal Special Powers.