Things that make me mad!

Wolferz · 10-03-14, 06:12 AM

Let's argue with Donna.

Armistead · 10-03-14, 09:38 AM

Damn it, I don't recall ever falling out of bed, but I did last night and busted my head on the corner of the bed table. I dreamed I was in the river with Bear sort of swimming/walking at night and a bunch of huge snakes like 30 ft long were trying to eat Bear. I started hitting one on the head, but it was like hitting concrete over and over and bam...I'm on the floor. I think I was smacking the bed table with my hand and missed and went over.

Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much Nyquil last night.....damn cold.. Guess I'll walk around looking like a beaten man for a week...

STEED · 10-03-14, 09:48 AM

My current government
cost of living
Bills

And so on....

But for me the the crowning do-do in pipe goes to bloody radio adverts that really piss me off and anger up my blood for a great number of reasons!

swamprat69er · 10-04-14, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Guess I'll walk around looking like a beaten man for a week...

Blame it on the wife.

Eichhörnchen · 10-07-14, 04:47 AM

Financial institutions who rob people and are then said to be guilty of (and I quote this from the radio) "sub-optimal behaviour".

("Your Honour, when my client nicked that car and robbed that Post Office he was not guilty of a crime, as such; merely sub-optimal behaviour")

Wolferz · 10-07-14, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Financial institutions who rob people and are then said to be guilty of (and I quote this from the radio) "sub-optimal behaviour".

("Your Honour, when my client nicked that car and robbed that Post Office he was not guilty of a crime, as such; merely sub-optimal behaviour")

That's right up there with that other malady... Affluenza.

Eichhörnchen · 10-08-14, 07:03 AM

Last week I watched a bloke leave a toilet cubicle in a swanky local department store without troubling to wash his hands. Wifey and I had just been discussing how often we'd seen this happen so I decided to follow him and watch just where he put his maungy little paws next.

Downstairs he skipped, and on his way out stopped at the cologne counter and doused himself from a sample bottle of aftershave.

I thought "You dirty little git"

STEED · 10-08-14, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Last week I watched a bloke leave a toilet cubicle in a swanky local department store without troubling to wash his hands. Wifey and I had just been discussing how often we'd seen this happen so I decided to follow him and watch just where he put his maungy little paws next.

Downstairs he skipped, and on his way out stopped at the cologne counter and doused himself from a sample bottle of aftershave.

I thought "You dirty little git"

Seen it time and time again, while having a No.1 these dirty buggers step out the cubical after a No.2 and off they go to spread their germs around.

Is it so hard to wash your hands? Clearly in their case yes, I always wash my hands after a No.1 & 2.

Armistead · 10-03-14, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Let's argue with Donna.

Let's not... Last time we did, she told us that brain size actually does matter..

Wolferz · 10-03-14, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Let's not... Last time we did, she told us that brain size actually does matter..

As always, it's not how big it is, it's how you use it.

Aktungbby · 10-03-14, 11:13 AM

which brain?

nikimcbee · 10-03-14, 12:03 PM

I hate the political ads running right now. I hate political ads period. Don't care which party they are for.

STEED · 10-03-14, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I hate the political ads running right now. I hate political ads period. Don't care which party they are for.

Not even Big Buxom Jane's big boob party?

No....Just as well I made it up.

Wolferz · 10-03-14, 05:35 PM

Armistead,
Are you sure that you fell out of bed?
You may have been kicked for pounding on that snake laying next to you.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Damn it, I don't recall ever falling out of bed, but I did last night and busted my head on the corner of the bed table. I dreamed I was in the river with Bear sort of swimming/walking at night and a bunch of huge snakes like 30 ft long were trying to eat Bear. I started hitting one on the head, but it was like hitting concrete over and over and bam...I'm on the floor. I think I was smacking the bed table with my hand and missed and went over. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much Nyquil last night.....damn cold.. Guess I'll walk around looking like a beaten man for a week... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	My current government cost of living Bills And so on.... But for me the the crowning do-do in pipe goes to bloody radio adverts that really piss me off and anger up my blood for a great number of reasons! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 10-03-14 at 10:21 AM.

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,411 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Dirty Gits: Last week I watched a bloke leave a toilet cubicle in a swanky local department store without troubling to wash his hands. Wifey and I had just been discussing how often we'd seen this happen so I decided to follow him and watch just where he put his maungy little paws next. Downstairs he skipped, and on his way out stopped at the cologne counter and doused himself from a sample bottle of aftershave. I thought "You dirty little git"

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,411 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Financial institutions who rob people and are then said to be guilty of (and I quote this from the radio) "sub-optimal behaviour". ("Your Honour, when my client nicked that car and robbed that Post Office he was not guilty of a crime, as such; merely sub-optimal behaviour")

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I hate the political ads running right now. I hate political ads period. Don't care which party they are for. __________________

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Armistead, Are you sure that you fell out of bed? You may have been kicked for pounding on that snake laying next to you. __________________ Tomorrow never comes