The worst thing about flying? These people (us)

Jimbuna · 09-01-14, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

IF i was to voice my thoughts on crowded airplanes and other peoples kids on this forum, I would most likely get tossed in the brig.

For you....I'd throw in a blanket and a pillow

Buddahaid · 09-01-14, 04:07 PM

I've rule for SFO to LAX. If I'm staying for more than two days I drive as it takes only 2-3 hours longer to drive door to door, plus I can take along whatever I like.

Jimbuna · 09-01-14, 04:15 PM

One of the advantages of flying is usually the female flight attendants are more of an attraction than the inflight movies.

Stealhead · 09-01-14, 04:18 PM

The last time I flew the man next to me had dip and spit bottle.

That stuff stinks. Luckly one the crew told him not use it she did have tell him twice. Good he listened as I was ready to shove that spit bottle down his throught.

The best flight for me was Brittish Airways to London business class it was wonderful. It was a free upgrade Delta flight got cancled so they sent me to BA Delta ticket was crap class.

Another awsome flight was a military charter from Baltimore to Frankfort lame. The inflight meal had moldy tomatoes yum. Lowest bidding contractor.

Jimbuna · 09-01-14, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

The last time I flew the man next to me had dip and spit bottle.

That stuff stinks. Luckly one the crew told him not use it she did have tell him twice. Good he listened as I was ready to shove that spit bottle down his throught.

Good job it wasn't his throat...you might have choked him

Stealhead · 09-01-14, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Good job it wasn't his throat...you might have choked him

Indeed

TarJak · 09-01-14, 07:09 PM

This is the only way to fly:

Though Emirates takes it a bit further still:

Oberon · 09-01-14, 09:24 PM

I've never flown, only time I've been in an aircraft was the C-47 at York, oh, and the raid on the Canberra, although that was about a fifth of an aircraft.
Thought I was going to get a chance next year on a jaunt to Bavaria but sadly there wasn't enough money for both me, the wife and the mother in law to go to her cousins wedding so I got left on the tarmac.

Good recommendations here though on the emergency aisle seat, I'll have to pass that on to the missus although height really isn't an issue for her (

) but her mother is quite tall.
I'm going to try and get her an mp3 or CD or something of 'What goes up might come down' for her to listen to, it's hilarious:

Cracks me up every time.

Oh, and just found this by the late great Dave Allen:

Stealhead · 09-01-14, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

This is the only way to fly:

Though Emirates takes it a bit further still:

Looks affordale.

09-01-14, 04:07 PM	#2
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,333 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	I've rule for SFO to LAX. If I'm staying for more than two days I drive as it takes only 2-3 hours longer to drive door to door, plus I can take along whatever I like. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

09-01-14, 04:15 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,142 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of the advantages of flying is usually the female flight attendants are more of an attraction than the inflight movies. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-01-14, 04:18 PM	#4
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	The last time I flew the man next to me had dip and spit bottle. That stuff stinks. Luckly one the crew told him not use it she did have tell him twice. Good he listened as I was ready to shove that spit bottle down his throught. The best flight for me was Brittish Airways to London business class it was wonderful. It was a free upgrade Delta flight got cancled so they sent me to BA Delta ticket was crap class. Another awsome flight was a military charter from Baltimore to Frankfort lame. The inflight meal had moldy tomatoes yum. Lowest bidding contractor. Last edited by Stealhead; 09-01-14 at 04:29 PM.

09-01-14, 09:24 PM	#8
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I've never flown, only time I've been in an aircraft was the C-47 at York, oh, and the raid on the Canberra, although that was about a fifth of an aircraft. Thought I was going to get a chance next year on a jaunt to Bavaria but sadly there wasn't enough money for both me, the wife and the mother in law to go to her cousins wedding so I got left on the tarmac. Good recommendations here though on the emergency aisle seat, I'll have to pass that on to the missus although height really isn't an issue for her () but her mother is quite tall. I'm going to try and get her an mp3 or CD or something of 'What goes up might come down' for her to listen to, it's hilarious: Cracks me up every time. Oh, and just found this by the late great Dave Allen:

09-01-14, 07:09 PM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	This is the only way to fly: Though Emirates takes it a bit further still: