The Oldest Joke in the Book... Plus 11 Others!

[Garion]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I have never heard my wife break wind in 18 years...she says a lady must not do that...

and breaking wind is a mood killer for her, hell, I've turned purple and doubled over in pain holding one in....

My wife is NOT a lady, we have farting contests in bed during the winter, free heat with little effort.

Ah, the Joys of ageing

Must post this before she sees it .......

Cheers

Gary