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Old 07-03-14, 12:20 PM   #16
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Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


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Old 07-03-14, 12:29 PM   #17
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Happy Birthday Wolferz !

And to think anyone here is older than me lol
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Old 07-03-14, 12:54 PM   #18
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Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


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I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.

Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.

LIVE! you are still young!
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Old 07-03-14, 12:54 PM   #19
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Happy Birthday, Kid!...

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...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


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On your face ya old coot.

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Happy Birthday Wolferz !

And to think anyone here is older than me lol
You're only as old as you feel.

Why do I feel like Steve?
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Old 07-03-14, 01:02 PM   #20
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You're only as old as you feel.

Sometimes I feel like a 40 year old...

...but I am more than willing to settle for a couple of 20 year olds...


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Old 07-03-14, 01:06 PM   #21
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Old 07-03-14, 01:08 PM   #22
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Have a great day young'un

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Old 07-03-14, 01:09 PM   #23
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I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.

Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.

LIVE! you are still young!
Already ticked most of those off my bucket list.

Have you ever Seeen a lot lizard?
Only I used a semi instead of a Harley for the LA to NYC trip. Fewer bugs in my teeth.
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Old 07-03-14, 01:13 PM   #24
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Sometimes I feel like a 40 year old...

...but I am more than willing to settle for a couple of 20 year olds...


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Oooooooh I am 36, that means I get two 18 year olds!


I like your mathematical formula. You oughta submit that as a thesis for a PHD.

The experienced ones will get 3 when split like that, Steve, when he does the split will get at least 10. 30 if he goes by Thailand rules.
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Old 07-03-14, 01:22 PM   #25
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Happy birthday young fella. You start shavin' yet?

Yup. When I was 33. But only because Uncle Sam expected me to do it.
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Old 07-03-14, 01:25 PM   #26
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Salute on your day....
Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.
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Old 07-03-14, 01:29 PM   #27
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Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Sex Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


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Old 07-03-14, 01:40 PM   #28
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I'm only six!

Decades.
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On your face ya old coot.


You're only as old as you feel.

Why do I feel like Steve?
Eat more fish, you'll feel better! And actually it's the seventh decade...NOW that's decadence! You're actually venerable!

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Old 07-03-14, 02:47 PM   #29
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Have a great day young'un
He's older than you.

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Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip...
On a Harley? LA to Vegas will beat you to death and compress your spine. That's a seriously bad idea.
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Old 07-03-14, 02:54 PM   #30
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Aktungbby...

Always a pleasure to read the clever musings of such a cunning linguist.

I thought one could only be decadent if they were filthy rich.

Well, I got the filthy part down pat.
So, where the hell is the money!?
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