N Korea threatens war over US movie

Dread Knot · 06-25-14, 08:20 AM

Yawn. The nation that puts out video clips of a glorious dream of New York getting nuked is threatening war over this?

They should just change their name to the Democratic People's Republic of North Hyperbole.

Wolferz · 06-25-14, 08:23 AM

Listen! Do you smell that?
Smells like Kimchi.

I would make it a point to send a copy of the movie to every theater in Pyongyang.

Rodman can be the delivery guy.

Jimbuna · 06-25-14, 08:40 AM

Send the Great Leader front row seats to the movie premiers...but don't forget to plug his in.

Feuer Frei! · 06-25-14, 08:43 AM

BBC is slipping

Red October1984 · 06-25-14, 08:51 AM

Watch them actually start a war over it and we're all standing here like bumbling idiots.

Oberon · 06-25-14, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Watch them actually start a war over it and we're all standing here like bumbling idiots.

It'd be one of the fastest wars since the Anglo-Zanzibar war of 1896.

06-25-14, 11:35 AM

This is serious.
N.Korea has reportedly dispatched elite forces to Washington to strike at the heart of America.
These forces are armed with begging letters asking for food.
This aggression must be tackled, no one minds a decent bit of charity but aggressive begging is well out of order.

vienna · 06-25-14, 12:17 PM

Maybe Kim Jong-Un can pull a "Dubbya" and claim the US has dangerous weapons of mass destruction to justify a war with the US. If he claims we have such weapons of mass destruction, we'd only be too happy to show them to him...

<O>

Wolferz · 06-25-14, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribesman

This is serious.
N.Korea has reportedly dispatched elite forces to Washington to strike at the heart of America.
These forces are armed with begging letters asking for food.
This aggression must be tackled, no one minds a decent bit of charity but aggressive begging is well out of order.

I don't think Dennis Rodman can do much by himself.

BrucePartington · 06-25-14, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

It'd be one of the fastest wars since the Anglo-Zanzibar war of 1896.

The things you know....

And they were later charged for the shells they were hit with

http://listverse.com/2007/09/28/top-10-shortest-wars/

06-25-14, 06:45 PM

Reading NK news stories is always better than looking at "Engrish" signs ,the mangling of the English language is nothing short of sheer beauty

I particularly like this one

He added that the "reckless US provocative insanity" of mobilising a "gangster filmmaker" to challenge the North's leadership was triggering "a gust of hatred and rage" among North Korean people and soldiers.

Like I said ,a thing of sheer beauty

Dread Knot · 06-25-14, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

BBC is slipping

Ssshhh. They might hear you and use it as an excuse to bump up the TV license fees on our overburdened British brethren.

Just pump out some more episodes of Downton Abbey, BBC. From what I've seen, the Edwardian Era fanboys and girls here in the USA can't hand over their cash fast enough.

Aktungbby · 06-25-14, 10:10 AM

WHAT a refreshing change! Usually the movie is made ABOUT the war; now the War will be made ABOUT the MOVIE...North of the DMZ is truly 'no-man's land'... except for Fatboy!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The mouse that roared? Listen! Do you smell that? Smells like Kimchi. I would make it a point to send a copy of the movie to every theater in Pyongyang. Rodman can be the delivery guy. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Send the Great Leader front row seats to the movie premiers...but don't forget to plug his in. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	BBC is slipping __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Watch them actually start a war over it and we're all standing here like bumbling idiots. __________________

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06-25-14, 08:20 AM	#1
Dread Knot Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,288 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Yawn. The nation that puts out video clips of a glorious dream of New York getting nuked is threatening war over this? They should just change their name to the Democratic People's Republic of North Hyperbole.

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Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	This is serious. N.Korea has reportedly dispatched elite forces to Washington to strike at the heart of America. These forces are armed with begging letters asking for food. This aggression must be tackled, no one minds a decent bit of charity but aggressive begging is well out of order.

06-25-14, 06:45 PM	#11
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Reading NK news stories is always better than looking at "Engrish" signs ,the mangling of the English language is nothing short of sheer beauty I particularly like this one He added that the "reckless US provocative insanity" of mobilising a "gangster filmmaker" to challenge the North's leadership was triggering "a gust of hatred and rage" among North Korean people and soldiers. Like I said ,a thing of sheer beauty

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,150 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	WHAT a refreshing change! Usually the movie is made ABOUT the war; now the War will be made ABOUT the MOVIE...North of the DMZ is truly 'no-man's land'... except for Fatboy! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!