7 Bathroom Hacks That Will Save Your Butt

[soopaman2]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

And it sure beats pissing on the floor!

Pissing on the floor is part of the fun, it is like when you play SH3, using sonar to find your target, then dodging the destroyer after you attack (destroyers= the wife)

And for the record, I would rather piss in the sink or tub or off my balcony, than sit to leak.

That is one step too far off my manly scale.

Pee in the sink, a 2 second sink rinse, major water saver, just do not sit to piss, no wonder divorce laws are so woman skewed...

Embrace your manhood, love your "mule", do not reject it!

You are man, stand and be counted!

[Wolferz]

Go to red at night. All you need is a night light with a red bulb. Using this hack will save you from those wifely brow beatings for piddle puddles in the floor and save your night vision so you don't stub your toe tripping over the dog or that hidden bed leg on the way back to your bed and, best of all, you don't need to become a sitzpinkler like Armistead.
I have a blue LED night light in my bathroom. Works about the same as red.

If you really want convenience. They now make night lights with photovoltaic sensors to turn them off and on at daylight and dusk.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Da Hell.....tube sox....
bunch of pansies!

Here's a few more for you:

Better get a few of them in when the power cuts hit in 2017/18.

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Patented by STEED.

Who told you?

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

None of the toilet life hacks could be possible without:

And tested by the Royal family who have given it the ...

[Wolferz]

If you've ever had to brave a visit to the outhouse on a cold winter morning. I'm talking cold enough to freeze a glass of water sitting on the window sill solid...
Then you know you're a man and you appreciate the design of the male urinary appendage.
You know you're in trouble when the wife puts a sign on the wall above the toilet that reads...

We aim to please
You aim too please

My ex was a real stickler for putting the seat down after using the facility. She liked padding in there in the dark and just sitting down.

Since I have always been a firm believer of equality in all things, I left the seat up one night. Naturally she fell in!

The cursing was endless and loud enough to hear from the doghouse.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Since I have always been a firm believer of equality in all things, I left the seat up one night. Naturally she fell in!

The cursing was endless and loud enough to hear from the doghouse.

Stone the crows!...You must have one big mother ooker of a bog.

Every time you flush you send a tidal wave out?

[vienna]

Here in Los Angeles, there is a 24 hour a day Japanese TV channel. It presents NHK programming in Japanese either with English subtitles or dubbed in English. Some of the programs are produced locally and are shown in English. One of the programs is a sort of QVC-like shopping program and offers quite a few interesting items. One of these is the WashMate USJ-614. Here is the YouTube Version of the longer TV advert:





I am sad to say we Americans seem to be losing the technological edge and have been de-"throned"...


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[Wolferz]

The future looks bad.

Three seashells mystery solved...
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/thre...ls/default.php

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by STEED

Stone the crows!...You must have one big mother ooker of a bog.

Every time you flush you send a tidal wave out?

What can I say?
She was a small woman.

With the seat raised, you have no place to go but into the bowl water.

'Murica

[Aktungbby]

Designed with subsimmers in mind! Why quit gaming at all!
The Urine-Controlled Video Game

Ever think “man, I’m so bored” while you pee? Me neither. But that hasn’t stopped Japan and the UK from creating urine-controlled video games, which are strategically placed in bars: “Apparently sales of Corona beer increased 47 per cent once the special urinals and wall-mounted displays were installed.” Let’s just hope there’s not a two-player option. What do they have for Hamm's drinkers?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

What can I say?
She was a small woman.

With the seat raised, you have no place to go but into the bowl water.

'Murica

LOL

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

The future looks bad.

Three seashells mystery solved...
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/thre...ls/default.php

Another mystery solved I can now cross off my list.

[soopaman2]

As a manly sink/balcony/window/floor/bathtub urinator, when I do use the toilet I am good about putting the seat down when I am done.

Compromise

Gotta act civilized, am I right guys?

[Wolferz]

Hmm
I wasn't aware that the name New Jersey and the word civilized could ever be uttered in the same sentence.

I'm fortunate around my castle. The seat is always up until needed because the dunnie does double duty as a defecation station and a dog water bowl. Even when my BH leaves it down it's no sweat for me because she's the one who'll get the wet butt from the dog's drippins' on the seat..

Just don't put any of those fuzzy cover thingies on the lid and tank top and turn my throne into a Bijoona.

[soopaman2]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Hmm
I wasn't aware that the name New Jersey and the word civilized could ever be uttered in the same sentence.

I almost used the word classy but changed it to civilized, much less of a stretch

We are civilized, we just have a different meaning for it, I am of Italian descent,
so civilized=only using one curse word when we say hello.