7 Bathroom Hacks That Will Save Your Butt

em2nought · 06-23-14, 03:26 AM

The TP over sensor hack I'll definitely try, hate when they flush while still sitting on them.

Platapus · 06-23-14, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by em2nought

The TP over sensor hack I'll definitely try, hate when they flush while still sitting on them.

Perhaps the guys in the next stall appreciate the courtesy flushes.

No need to save it up for the finale.

Platapus · 06-23-14, 03:05 PM

I realize that I am old and no longer "with it" but when did a tip become a hack?

Wolferz · 06-23-14, 05:30 PM

Go to red at night. All you need is a night light with a red bulb. Using this hack will save you from those wifely brow beatings for piddle puddles in the floor and save your night vision so you don't stub your toe tripping over the dog or that hidden bed leg on the way back to your bed and, best of all, you don't need to become a sitzpinkler like Armistead.

I have a blue LED night light in my bathroom. Works about the same as red.

If you really want convenience. They now make night lights with photovoltaic sensors to turn them off and on at daylight and dusk.

STEED · 06-24-14, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Da Hell.....tube sox....
bunch of pansies!

Here's a few more for you:

Better get a few of them in when the power cuts hit in 2017/18.

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Patented by STEED.

Who told you?

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

None of the toilet life hacks could be possible without:

And tested by the Royal family who have given it the ...

Wolferz · 06-24-14, 09:45 AM

If you've ever had to brave a visit to the outhouse on a cold winter morning. I'm talking cold enough to freeze a glass of water sitting on the window sill solid...
Then you know you're a man and you appreciate the design of the male urinary appendage.

You know you're in trouble when the wife puts a sign on the wall above the toilet that reads...

We aim to please
You aim too please

My ex was a real stickler for putting the seat down after using the facility. She liked padding in there in the dark and just sitting down.

Since I have always been a firm believer of equality in all things, I left the seat up one night. Naturally she fell in!

The cursing was endless and loud enough to hear from the doghouse.

STEED · 06-24-14, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Since I have always been a firm believer of equality in all things, I left the seat up one night. Naturally she fell in!

The cursing was endless and loud enough to hear from the doghouse.

Stone the crows!...You must have one big mother ooker of a bog.

Every time you flush you send a tidal wave out?

06-23-14, 03:26 AM	#1
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The TP over sensor hack I'll definitely try, hate when they flush while still sitting on them. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

06-23-14, 03:05 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,431 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I realize that I am old and no longer "with it" but when did a tip become a hack? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

06-23-14, 05:30 PM	#4
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Go to red at night. All you need is a night light with a red bulb. Using this hack will save you from those wifely brow beatings for piddle puddles in the floor and save your night vision so you don't stub your toe tripping over the dog or that hidden bed leg on the way back to your bed and, best of all, you don't need to become a sitzpinkler like Armistead. I have a blue LED night light in my bathroom. Works about the same as red. If you really want convenience. They now make night lights with photovoltaic sensors to turn them off and on at daylight and dusk. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 06-23-14 at 07:16 PM.

06-24-14, 09:45 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	If you've ever had to brave a visit to the outhouse on a cold winter morning. I'm talking cold enough to freeze a glass of water sitting on the window sill solid... Then you know you're a man and you appreciate the design of the male urinary appendage. You know you're in trouble when the wife puts a sign on the wall above the toilet that reads... We aim to please You aim too please My ex was a real stickler for putting the seat down after using the facility. She liked padding in there in the dark and just sitting down. Since I have always been a firm believer of equality in all things, I left the seat up one night. Naturally she fell in! The cursing was endless and loud enough to hear from the doghouse. __________________ Tomorrow never comes