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05-17-14, 10:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Proof of German humour sense!
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05-18-14, 07:34 AM
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The Old Man
 Join Date: Apr 2007
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Pah - these jokes are pretty old. They have been chosen top 2 for five or six years now, but last year they elected a new and even better one:
Hans and Fritz are marching through a tidily planted shady alley somewhere in Paris, when Fritz halted suddenly and shouted at Hans: "DU HASST DIEN SCHUE VERLOREN!" (You has lost you're shoe) 
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05-18-14, 01:45 PM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
 Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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It is "... hast Deine Schuhe...", and "you have lost your shoe".
  Apart from that 
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05-18-14, 02:49 PM
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The Old Man
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Quote:
If you had kept your silence, you would have stayed a philosopher.
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10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE |
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05-18-14, 03:35 PM
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Still crazy as ever!
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: A little south of sanity
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I now realise why Groucho Marx said 'A German joke is no laughing matter.'
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05-18-14, 06:14 PM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Tried this simple translation on my phone this morning:
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05-19-14, 05:10 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Your lucky...using voice activation for Google on my iPhone the bloody thing doesn't recognise the command 'SubSim' when I haven't got my denture in
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