Can anyone explain this?

Jimbuna · 03-11-14, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

No. Just typed the most absurd thing that poped into my acetone soaked balkan mind

Rgr that matey

krashkart · 03-11-14, 12:24 PM

I fail to see the logic behind using precision instruments to mash a banana through a slice of bread. Just mash the banana straight through the slice of bread and be done with it so we can move on to the next useless demonstration.

Now in this next demonstration we will learn how to use only a sawzall, a dragline, and 150 gallons of Xylene to ease the difficult process of mashing a 24 oz. ball pein hammer through a slice of bread.

TheDarkWraith · 03-11-14, 12:42 PM

I think it would be better to study the effects of 1lb of fertilizer and 16 oz of diesel fuel. Ensure you are wearing your safety glasses

Sailor Steve · 03-11-14, 12:58 PM

There's an old builder's joke: Cut to shape, pound to fit. I'm betting this is something similar, along the lines of an engineer trying to design a sandwich.

Wolferz · 03-11-14, 01:23 PM

Overly complicated instructions on how to make banana bread without peeling the banana.
That, or it's a secret initiation rite for the Masons.

It's like an Elephant and Rhino hybrid...
Elephino.

Betonov · 03-11-14, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There's an old builder's joke: Cut to shape, pound to fit. I'm betting this is something similar, along the lines of an engineer trying to design a sandwich.

Measure with vernier calipers, mark with chalk, cut with an axe

Oberon · 03-11-14, 01:33 PM

Jimbuna · 03-11-14, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Measure with vernier calipers, mark with chalk, cut with an axe

Often cited when I was an Instrumentation Technician

Betonov · 03-11-14, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Often cited when I was an Instrumentation Technician

If you knew how many boats are built with this ''standard'', Mongolia wouldn't be landlocked enough for your comfort

03-11-14, 12:24 PM	#2
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	I fail to see the logic behind using precision instruments to mash a banana through a slice of bread. Just mash the banana straight through the slice of bread and be done with it so we can move on to the next useless demonstration. Now in this next demonstration we will learn how to use only a sawzall, a dragline, and 150 gallons of Xylene to ease the difficult process of mashing a 24 oz. ball pein hammer through a slice of bread. Last edited by krashkart; 03-11-14 at 12:39 PM.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	There's an old builder's joke: Cut to shape, pound to fit. I'm betting this is something similar, along the lines of an engineer trying to design a sandwich. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Overly complicated instructions on how to make banana bread without peeling the banana. That, or it's a secret initiation rite for the Masons. It's like an Elephant and Rhino hybrid... Elephino. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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TheDarkWraith Black Magic Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,962 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 5	I think it would be better to study the effects of 1lb of fertilizer and 16 oz of diesel fuel. Ensure you are wearing your safety glasses

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20