Whatcha........Cockney Bible.....Straight up.

fireftr18 · 03-10-14, 05:18 PM

Gotta love translations like that. eisenwurst, I agree with on The Lord's Prayer.

Eisenwurst · 03-10-14, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Gotta love translations like that. eisenwurst, I agree with on The Lord's Prayer.

Thanks. There's a lot of weird stuff in the "straight' Bible too. There's a verse that goes basically "if you haven't got an old fella you can't go into church". Not an exact quote but that's what it says.
Will look it up for you and post.

Here we go. 4 Deut. 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or has his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD".

Oberon · 03-10-14, 11:31 PM

Some strong language within:

Jimbuna · 03-11-14, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Some strong language within:

Go Big Yin

Tango589 · 03-11-14, 07:19 AM

Someone writing Revelations had a thing about harps:

Revelation 14:2

And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps

Sailor Steve · 03-11-14, 09:11 AM

You keep harping on those harping harpers and their harping harps. What the harp did they ever harping do to you?

fireftr18 · 03-11-14, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You keep harping on those harping harpers and their harping harps. What the harp did they ever harping do to you?

They harped. what else would they do?

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Someone writing Revelations had a thing about harps: Revelation 14:2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You keep harping on those harping harpers and their harping harps. What the harp did they ever harping do to you? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Some strong language within: