Nobody knows where anything is...

[u crank]

Nobody knows where anything is...

I was always pretty good at geography. I think I could place all 50 states and most countries.

But dang if I can find my glasses.

[Wolferz]

That was kinda funny.
Not many can keep up with geography considering how fast some countries change hands. The fifty states of America is a different matter. They've been constant for over two-hundred years. Well, at least since the last territory voted for statehood.
It should get easier after everything becomes The United States of Earth.

But dang if I can find my glasses.

Check your head.