Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant" - Page 3

Armistead · 01-19-14, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Just as a matter of curiosity, what did she think would happen when His Grace 'climbed aboard', what with the ban on contraception?

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Jimbuna · 01-19-14, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

Sounds like 'marriage'

Tango589 · 01-19-14, 05:32 PM

^

Aktungbby · 01-20-14, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, where you deny normal sexual behavior, all types of perversion and stupidity erupts...

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Sounds like 'marriage'

Platapus · 01-20-14, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Sounds like 'marriage'

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex.

Jimbuna · 01-21-14, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Nah. Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together without having sex.

Now your getting me worried

Wolferz · 01-21-14, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Now your getting me worried

Not been married long enough?

To Stay on topic...
Aren't nuns supposed to be brides of Christ? I guess Jesus dropped in for a conjugal visit?

swamprat69er · 01-21-14, 11:00 AM

Many years ago we had a Mexican guy that was a mechanic at work. His name according to his drivers' license was Jesus Christ, pronounced Hayseus Creest.
Maybe he was visiting nuns.

Jimbuna · 01-21-14, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Not been married long enough?

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'

Wolferz · 01-21-14, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'

An hour or so is usually sufficient.

There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.

A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.

Jimbuna · 01-21-14, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

An hour or so is usually sufficient.

There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.

A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on

Wolferz · 01-21-14, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Now you know full well that depends on the type of woman you 'gamble' your future on

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?

Jimbuna · 01-21-14, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The brain dead ones tend to be guarded.

So, what is the ideal woman?
Three feet tall with a flat head?

Oh my wife would love you...at the bottom of the garden I suspect

Wolferz · 01-21-14, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

CONGO? with a little manioc root on the side and a basket on top; Cassava root if in S. America along the Orinoco...watch yer head in either case!

Keep yer shorts on though; lest they find out who the real pygmy is!

Stop peeping while I'm pee ping!

No, the flat head is so you have a place to set your beer while... saying "Harrr"

Platapus · 01-21-14, 01:09 PM

As soon as she says "I do" she doesn't.

I actually had one of my troops where this happened in his marriage. Yikes!

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01-21-14, 11:00 AM	#38
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Many years ago we had a Mexican guy that was a mechanic at work. His name according to his drivers' license was Jesus Christ, pronounced Hayseus Creest. Maybe he was visiting nuns. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	As soon as she says "I do" she doesn't. I actually had one of my troops where this happened in his marriage. Yikes! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.