Here's a "No ****ter"...

merc4ulfate · 12-22-13, 02:05 PM

We had a guy who stole a goat once while we were in dry dock. He took it to where the cook was staying and tried to get him to cook it for him.

Me and another guy stole the ships breakfast once ... no one but our bellies were to pleased with that one

and one night in Key West Florida half the ship was arrested for being drunk

and disorderly.

Our XO was let go for partying

with the enlisted men one too many times. His replacement told me I was so full of **** my eyes

should be brown at Captains Mast one day. They are still blue however.

I could not even tell you the number of times I was put on report because of the hate affair I have with one certain Lieutenant Junior Grade Hendrickson. In case he ever reads this ... "Your still an ass".

Hendrickson: "Don't you dare be a smart ass with me."
Me : "But that is why I went to school, Sir."

12-22-13, 02:05 PM	#2
merc4ulfate DILLIGAF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: florida Posts: 2,058 Downloads: 210 Uploads: 0	We had a guy who stole a goat once while we were in dry dock. He took it to where the cook was staying and tried to get him to cook it for him. Me and another guy stole the ships breakfast once ... no one but our bellies were to pleased with that one and one night in Key West Florida half the ship was arrested for being drunk and disorderly. Our XO was let go for partying with the enlisted men one too many times. His replacement told me I was so full of **** my eyes should be brown at Captains Mast one day. They are still blue however. I could not even tell you the number of times I was put on report because of the hate affair I have with one certain Lieutenant Junior Grade Hendrickson. In case he ever reads this ... "Your still an ass". Hendrickson: "Don't you dare be a smart ass with me." Me : "But that is why I went to school, Sir." __________________ Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is. ~Isaac Asimov~ Mercfulfate 将補日本帝國海軍 Last edited by merc4ulfate; 12-22-13 at 02:40 PM.