"Affluenza" as a DUI defense...

Stealhead · 12-12-13, 09:26 PM

My defense will be that it was Wilson's fault which in turn was Harding's fault which in turn was Coolidge's fault which in turn was Hoover's fault which in turn was Roosevelt's fault which in turn was Truman's fault which in turn was Eisenhower's fault which in turn was Kennedy's fault which in turn was Nixon's fault which in turn was Ford's fault(only partly because he never got elected to office) which in turn was Carter's fault which in turn was Regan's fault which in turn was Bush's fault which in turn was Clinton's fault which in turn was Bush's fault(son not the father) which in turn it is Obama's fault that I ate too any Twinkies and beat the crap out of the kid that got off for having Affluenza.

12-12-13, 09:26 PM	#1
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	My defense will be that it was Wilson's fault which in turn was Harding's fault which in turn was Coolidge's fault which in turn was Hoover's fault which in turn was Roosevelt's fault which in turn was Truman's fault which in turn was Eisenhower's fault which in turn was Kennedy's fault which in turn was Nixon's fault which in turn was Ford's fault(only partly because he never got elected to office) which in turn was Carter's fault which in turn was Regan's fault which in turn was Bush's fault which in turn was Clinton's fault which in turn was Bush's fault(son not the father) which in turn it is Obama's fault that I ate too any Twinkies and beat the crap out of the kid that got off for having Affluenza.