What a bunch of square pants!

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Do it like we do over here. They die you do the wake then throw them in the ground the next day. None of that pumping the body full of chemicals to preserve it until they get round to eventually putting it in the ground.

We have all those pesky environmental laws here. If you get planted you must be encased in a sealed metal box which is then encased in a sealed concrete vault. We just can't have your mortal remains polluting the ground water.