For all us married men...

Armistead · 10-15-13, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

And a closing argument when the 'nag'(thanks Armistead) won't relent" I'll do until MR WONDERFUL comes along"...unfortunately he never does.

(mon ami-just put the rope in my hand...I'll pull it myself!)

could I have a clean basket though?!

Don't give up, but leave AVGWarhawk alone.....

AVGWarhawk · 10-15-13, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Don't give up, but leave AVGWarhawk alone.....

Yes, I'm spoken for.

Platapus · 10-15-13, 06:16 PM

Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together and not have sex.

Wolferz · 10-16-13, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Yes, I'm spoken for.

Does she always speak for you?

Wolferz · 10-16-13, 06:29 AM

I'm not married anymore thanks to a Bullitt County judge.
I think a bullet would've been cheaper. Though it couldn't be described as a crime of passion, they would still lock me up.

Apologies your honor. My survival instinct got the better of me.

Same old same old

Armistead · 10-16-13, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm not married anymore thanks to a Bullitt County judge.
I think a bullet would've been cheaper. Though it couldn't be described as a crime of passion, they would still lock me up.

Apologies your honor. My survival instinct got the better of me.

Same old same old

I hope you wait to at least 75 before you consider marriage again.

Armistead · 10-16-13, 09:57 AM

Guy goes to a doctor for a prostate exam. Doctor says "ok Mr. jones, everything seems to be in order". Patient says to Doctor "Doctor, can you write a note to my wife and tell her that my head is not up there"

Armistead · 10-15-13, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Damned with faint praise perhaps?

He looks good in a wig and already has the butt of a girl....Plus he doesn't mind playing Johnny Bench..

10-15-13, 06:16 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,384 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Marriage is proof that a man and a woman can live together and not have sex. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-16-13, 06:29 AM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I'm not married anymore thanks to a Bullitt County judge. I think a bullet would've been cheaper. Though it couldn't be described as a crime of passion, they would still lock me up. Apologies your honor. My survival instinct got the better of me. Same old same old __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-16-13, 09:57 AM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Guy goes to a doctor for a prostate exam. Doctor says "ok Mr. jones, everything seems to be in order". Patient says to Doctor "Doctor, can you write a note to my wife and tell her that my head is not up there" __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.