Armistead or Takeda? - Page 9

nikimcbee · 09-28-13, 08:27 PM

Wait, new angle

We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....

HairBare

HairBare, now with a hint of mintyness.

Subsim disclaimer**
Hair Bare should not be injested or come in contact with your eye or private regions. May cause cancer, tooth decay, texas two step, severe gas, and lethargy.

Do not pour Hair Bare on others, unless it is Steed, then it would be really funny.

Hare Bare should not be used with alcohol or whilst driving.

Do not mix Hair Bare or Diet Hair Bare with redbull.

TarJak · 09-28-13, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Wait, new angle

We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....

HairBare

HerrBare, now with a hint of mintyness.

Armistead · 09-29-13, 12:03 AM

I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for.

Takeda begging for people food, guess regular dog food isn't good enough for him.

Takeda getting ready to attack me

Takeda attacking me....

Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog.

TarJak · 09-29-13, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for.
Takeda attacking me....

Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog.

Love your pink toenails.

Herr-Berbunch · 09-29-13, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Love your pink toenails.

Armistead · 09-29-13, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Love your pink toenails.

Guess you missed the black tennis shoe? I never paint my toenails pink, I use neon green.

TarJak · 09-29-13, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Guess you missed the black tennis shoe? I never paint my toenails pink, I use neon green.

No I saw it but assumed that belonged to your wife.

mapuc · 09-29-13, 04:28 PM

I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not.

You have to ask the women around you.

Here's how you can do it

Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying:

"who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome"

Then you can see who of you two get riches first.

Markus

Tango589 · 09-29-13, 04:46 PM

Personally, I reckon Takeda would finish the day day with $5 in his bowl, whereas Armistead would still be left with the 5c he put in himself just to get the ball rolling...

soopaman2 · 09-29-13, 05:16 PM

Those eyes....*melts*

The little hair puff.

Takeda owns you by a longshot.

if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead.

Armistead · 09-29-13, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not.

You have to ask the women around you.

Here's how you can do it

Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying:

"who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome"

Then you can see who of you two get riches first.

Markus

The dog again would get the pity vote. In competitions people go for the underdog, they feel it humbles or embarrasses the better being. The people voting against me have the typical liberal mindset, to exalt the true loser.

Armistead · 09-29-13, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Those eyes....*melts*

The little hair puff.

Takeda owns you by a longshot.

if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead.

If you wanted boobs, all you had to do is ask. I'm sure I have a few shirtless photos.

Herr-Berbunch · 09-30-13, 02:03 AM

Well that was fun. And also closer than I thought it would be.

I'm now off to change my sig and await my flight to Bangkok.

Armistead · 09-30-13, 07:33 AM

OK,

Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly.

I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage..

Wolferz · 09-30-13, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

OK,

Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly.

I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage..

Vietnamese neighbor? "Is not dog. Is chicken"

View Poll Results: Which is better looking?
Human Armistead	8	25.81%
Canine Takeda	23	74.19%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

09-28-13, 08:27 PM	#121
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Wait, new angle We could introduce a new line of hair care products Called...wait for it.... HairBare HairBare, now with a hint of mintyness. Subsim disclaimer** Hair Bare should not be injested or come in contact with your eye or private regions. May cause cancer, tooth decay, texas two step, severe gas, and lethargy. Do not pour Hair Bare on others, unless it is Steed, then it would be really funny. Hare Bare should not be used with alcohol or whilst driving. Do not mix Hair Bare or Diet Hair Bare with redbull. __________________

09-29-13, 12:03 AM	#123
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I think it will help if people get a better idea what they're voting for. Takeda begging for people food, guess regular dog food isn't good enough for him. Takeda getting ready to attack me Takeda attacking me.... Ok, no way that ugly dog is better looking than me....OK, maybe I'm not the best looking in the entire forum {top 5 for sure}, I'm better looking than this evil ugly dog. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-29-13, 04:46 PM	#129
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,378 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Personally, I reckon Takeda would finish the day day with $5 in his bowl, whereas Armistead would still be left with the 5c he put in himself just to get the ball rolling... __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

09-29-13, 05:16 PM	#130
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Those eyes....melts The little hair puff. Takeda owns you by a longshot. if you had a set of boobs or something, you might have a chance, until then, the dog owns you, sorry Armistead. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

09-29-13, 04:28 PM	#128
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,581 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I'm a man so I can't say if you handsome or not. You have to ask the women around you. Here's how you can do it Build som kind of a stand and put you and your dog behind it with a sign saying: "who's most handsome? me or my dog. put 1 cent in the bowl infront of the person/dog you find most handsome" Then you can see who of you two get riches first. Markus

09-30-13, 02:03 AM	#133
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Well that was fun. And also closer than I thought it would be. I'm now off to change my sig and await my flight to Bangkok.

09-30-13, 07:33 AM	#134
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	OK, Moderator please delete this thread asap as I have previously requested. I hope continued insults on my character will be dealt with harshly. I must also report Takeda was eaten last night, someone forget to shut his cage.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.