Conspiracies, sheeple, the universe and everything - Page 19

TarJak · 09-26-13, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Yeah, because the UN has such a good history of taking guns away in other countries.

Big secret. No one but a select few on the Internets Tubes knows the "real truth".

Can you name one country that the United Nations, since 1945, has been able to impose, by themselves, a disarmament of the citizens?

I would really like to see a citation on this.

I'll spot him for $100US if he can answer this question with any shred of real evidence. And no Somalia won't get you the money Bubbles.

Dowly · 09-26-13, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

Since I'm a Legally Ordained Minister now?
I proclaim Dowley a Prophet and Visionary of the Word.
He has seenith the blasphemy of the Wicked 'Truthers' and bathed himself in the Lite Beer.
He is amoungst the keelhauled brought back to Life!!

If he wasn't so far away? I'd groupe upon him and proclaim him Bishop Dowley.

DOOOOOOOOWLY!

PS. We don't even have "lite beer" where I live, and I hope we never do.. sounds disgusting.

PPS. You can still proclaim me Bishop Dowly, right? Because, that'd look great in my resume!

Platapus · 09-26-13, 06:19 PM

That's the great thing about conspiracy theories. Any evidence that refutes the conspiracy is part of the conspiracy. Cool huh?

At the same time, any opinion that supports the conspiracy theory is considered a fact. Nice how that works.

Of course anyone who talks about conspiracies in a disparaging way is part of the conspiracy so I just outed myself.

I am part of the UN global "wez gonna take yur gunz" conspiracy. My cover is blown. I suck at this.

Dowly · 09-26-13, 06:22 PM

It happens 006234798-.. uh I mean Platapus.

(seriously, can we get rid of these double-0 callnames?)

u crank · 09-26-13, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubblehead1980

The reasons behind it? Well, pretty obvious it's about the big picture agenda to disarm as much of the populace as possible ...

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Originally Posted by Dowly

What you conspiracy loonies never show is the big chain of events. You stick to
one little detail that MIGHT be wrong.

And the big picture here is pretty obvious. There is no force on earth that can disarm the civilians of the U.S.A. Not by coercion, by legislation or by force. The most powerful military in the world cannot disarm Afghanistan. So it's not gonna happen. Stop worrying about it.

Bubblehead1980 · 09-26-13, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

And the big picture here is pretty obvious. There is no force on earth that can disarm the civilians of the U.S.A. Not by coercion, by legislation or by force. The most powerful military in the world cannot disarm Afghanistan. So it's not gonna happen. Stop worrying about it.

That is such a dangerous thing, taking it for granted it won't happen. Vigilance is key, letting guard down is exactly how rights are lost.

Dowly · 09-26-13, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

And the big picture here is pretty obvious. There is no force on earth that can disarm the civilians of the U.S.A. Not by coercion, by legislation or by force. The most powerful military in the world cannot disarm Afghanistan. So it's not gonna happen. Stop worrying about it.

But if a civil war would broke out in the US, you know, a big one. The one's loyal
to the POTUS/GOV would have a huge advantage.

They would have their chain-of-command, and orders to strike where the enemy is, right?`

The "rebels" would be in disarray for days probably, "what to do?","where should we go?". Before the rebels could even get properly organized they'd have air on them.
Apaches, Cobras, A-10s and so on.

09-26-13, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

DOOOOOOOOWLY!

PS. We don't even have "lite beer" where I live, and I hope we never do.. sounds disgusting.

PPS. You can still proclaim me Bishop Dowly, right? Because, that'd look great in my resume!

As Minister? I did that misspelling on purpose.

How many times have you ever seen me do that?
It was to test your humility. Which I must say fails as often as all the children here.
Even one such as I, who was Un-keelhauled, have no humility you could throw a brick at.
A Legally Ordain Minister that costs less then $40.00 U.S. dollars if I want all the documents to register in my state?

I still proclaim you Bishop Dowly!
(I know you know the usual praying place and position right?)

Tchocky · 09-26-13, 06:55 PM

Jesus guys. This thread.

Dowly · 09-26-13, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

I still proclaim you Bishop Dowly!
(I know you know the usual praying place and position right?)

*strips naked, goes to the couch and throws his feet behind his back*

NNNNGGGG.... NNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG... I.. I can't reach it! My tongue just isn't long enough.

(psst, that was it right? My.. wouldnt it be awkward otherwise...)

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Jesus guys. This thread.

He dead man...

u crank · 09-26-13, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubblehead1980

That is such a dangerous thing, taking it for granted it won't happen. Vigilance is key, letting guard down is exactly how rights are lost.

I'm not talking about rights. Taking 200 million or so guns away from their owners is impossible. How would you do it?

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Originally Posted by Dowly

But if a civil war would broke out in the US, you know, a big one. The one's loyal
to the POTUS/GOV would have a huge advantage.

They would have their chain-of-command, and orders to strike where the enemy is, right?`

The "rebels" would be in disarray for days probably, "what to do?","where should we go?". Before the rebels could even get properly organized they'd have air on them.
Apaches, Cobras, A-10s and so on.

A civil war may be the result of an attempt to disarm the populous, but what happens before that? And again there is the examples of failed attempts to subjugate smaller and less well armed nations. Ask the American gun owners on this forum what would happen. It would be messy. I think it would be almost impossible.

Question to the bishop. Will you wear the pointy hat?

Tchocky · 09-26-13, 07:01 PM

Mistah Kurtz, he dead.

09-26-13, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

that was it right?

I didn't expect you to explain the Secret Ritual, but?
Ya. Ok.

You are now Bishop Dowly (That has no E's anywhere what so ever in his name)

My Church is now International!!!

Oberon · 09-26-13, 07:21 PM

"There better be alcohol in that, old man!"

Dowly · 09-26-13, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

A civil war may be the result of an attempt to disarm the populous, but what happens before that?

Pretty damn good question!

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And again there is the examples of failed attempts to subjugate smaller and less well armed nations. Ask the American gun owners on this forum what would happen. It would be messy. I think it would be almost impossible.

It would probably go the way of Afghanistan, some remain pro-GOV, some go
anti-GOV. But like I said, the GOV forces would have a clear advantage early on.

How it would evolve, I got no idea.

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Originally Posted by privateer

I didn't expect you to explain the Secret Ritual, but?
Ya. Ok.

You are now Bishop Dowly (That has no E's anywhere what so ever in his name)

My Church is now International!!!

Damn, sorry! (it was a diversion, I did the OTHER secret ritual

)

I thank you for the title, I shall put it to good use.

"Bitches and Booze, Privateer pays!!"

09-26-13, 06:19 PM	#273
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,404 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	That's the great thing about conspiracy theories. Any evidence that refutes the conspiracy is part of the conspiracy. Cool huh? At the same time, any opinion that supports the conspiracy theory is considered a fact. Nice how that works. Of course anyone who talks about conspiracies in a disparaging way is part of the conspiracy so I just outed myself. I am part of the UN global "wez gonna take yur gunz" conspiracy. My cover is blown. I suck at this. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-26-13, 06:55 PM	#279
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Jesus guys. This thread. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

09-26-13, 07:01 PM	#282
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Mistah Kurtz, he dead. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

09-26-13, 06:22 PM	#274
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	It happens 006234798-.. uh I mean Platapus. (seriously, can we get rid of these double-0 callnames?)

09-26-13, 07:21 PM	#284
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	*"There better be alcohol in that, old man!"*