I am moving to Austria - Page 5

Sailor Steve · 09-13-13, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your be next telling me chips are French fries!

No, chips are crisps. French fries are chips.

STEED · 09-13-13, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No, chips are crisps. French fries are chips.

Thats it..I'm going down the pub with BossMark and don't tell me its a Bar.

Platapus · 09-13-13, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Ha! I'm a Texan, even the Americans here hate me.

Don't confuse hate with pity.

I hope you will enjoy Austria.

BossMark · 09-13-13, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Thats it..I'm going down the pub with BossMark and don't tell me its a Bar.

Aye we'll have quite a few pints with a fish n chip supper to finish off (unless we pull a couple of crackers then the fish n chips can bugger off)

Sailor Steve · 09-13-13, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Thats it..I'm going down the pub with BossMark and don't tell me its a Bar.

I would say my apartment is on the second floor. You would say my flat is on the first floor. My car's engine is under the hood. Your motor is under the bonnet. The roof is over my head. You sit under the hood. My luggage goes in the trunk. You put your cases in the boot.

If you visit America, never, ever tell a woman you'll come 'round tomorrow and knock her up.

STEED · 09-13-13, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Aye we'll have quite a few pints with a fish n chip supper to finish off (unless we pull a couple of crackers then the fish n chips can bugger off)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I would say my apartment is on the second floor. You would say my flat is on the first floor. My car's engine is under the hood. Your motor is under the bonnet. The roof is over my head. You sit under the hood. My luggage goes in the trunk. You put your cases in the boot.

If you visit America, never, ever tell a woman you'll come 'round tomorrow and knock her up.

Jimbuna · 09-13-13, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I would say my apartment is on the second floor. You would say my flat is on the first floor. My car's engine is under the hood. Your motor is under the bonnet. The roof is over my head. You sit under the hood. My luggage goes in the trunk. You put your cases in the boot.

If you visit America, never, ever tell a woman you'll come 'round tomorrow and knock her up.

STEED will probably enquire "Anyone got a fag I can borrow"?

vienna · 09-13-13, 02:10 PM

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nikimcbee · 09-13-13, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

STEED will probably enquire "Anyone got a fag I can borrow"?

...and that's how Steed's reality TV show started.

Steed does San Fransisco.

Jimbuna · 09-13-13, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

...and that's how Steed's reality TV show started.

Steed does San Fransisco.

LOL

McBeck · 09-13-13, 02:54 PM

Why not move to Denmark?
We have a submarine and space rockets...

Penguin · 09-13-13, 03:15 PM

++++++Danish Newsflash++++++++

After being flooded by 1000s of mails, the Danish Immigration Service states that it is not true that every immigrant receives free submarines and rockets.
All requests for asylum from members of subsim.com are hereby denied.

Sailor Steve · 09-13-13, 06:57 PM

++++++German Newsflash++++++

Do not listen to the abover person. He is a a known criminal, wanted for excessive silliness and overt humor. He is also part of a plot to keep immigrants away from Denmark by creating the Submarine & Rocket Conspiracy. If spotted, do not attempt to apprehend. He is known to armed with jokes and dangerous to your ribcage.

Schroeder · 09-14-13, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He is known to [be] armed with jokes and dangerous to your ribcage.

But...but....HE'S GERMAN!!!!

How could that happen????

Penguin, you are a shame to my country!

STEED · 09-14-13, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

STEED will probably enquire "Anyone got a fag I can borrow"?

I don't smoke, just as well...

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