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Jimbuna · 09-03-13, 02:11 PM

One of the best laxatives known to man

eddie · 09-03-13, 02:12 PM

Got that right Jim!

fireftr18 · 09-03-13, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

One of the best laxatives known to man

What, one of those giant Foster's?

Jimbuna · 09-03-13, 03:19 PM

Reminds me of an old shark joke.

Father shark was teaching his youngster how to attack a human...

Father: "Approach the human from the front son and swim just close enough to the surface so they can see the tip of your dorsal fin"

Son: "Okay dad, what next"?

Father: "Swim around them a few times getting closer each time"

Son: "Why not just swim straight up to them and eat them straight away, it would be quicker and you'd be using less energy"?

Father: "Do you know what human crap tastes like son"?

Son: "No dad"

Father: "Well it certainly doesn't taste as good as their flesh so I suggest you circle them a few times like I've already explained"

eddie · 09-03-13, 04:06 PM

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

TarJak · 09-03-13, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

eddie · 09-03-13, 11:13 PM

Jimbuna · 09-04-13, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by eddie

I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

On the contrary...the riffraff are already ensconced there

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Just getting them ready for the coming cricket season. I know the poms love swimming and sending them up to Darwin to do so might give our mob a chance to win back the Ashes.

Just three months after the previous series...making a mockery of it imo

09-03-13, 02:11 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of the best laxatives known to man __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-03-13, 03:19 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Reminds me of an old shark joke. Father shark was teaching his youngster how to attack a human... Father: "Approach the human from the front son and swim just close enough to the surface so they can see the tip of your dorsal fin" Son: "Okay dad, what next"? Father: "Swim around them a few times getting closer each time" Son: "Why not just swim straight up to them and eat them straight away, it would be quicker and you'd be using less energy"? Father: "Do you know what human crap tastes like son"? Son: "No dad" Father: "Well it certainly doesn't taste as good as their flesh so I suggest you circle them a few times like I've already explained" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-03-13, 02:12 PM	#2
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Got that right Jim!

09-03-13, 04:06 PM	#5
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	I think TarJak is getting these crocs all worked up, it helps keep the riffraff out of OZ,lol

09-03-13, 11:13 PM	#7
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0