What will the Swiss think of next!!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

One could consider marriage an act of prostitution because, according to law, one gives up half of their assets to their partner for the privilege of engaging in morally recognized sexual acts.
$100.00 over at the Swiss fun park would be much cheaper. Even if you add in round trip airfare and taxi.

On the one hand marriage is justified by the love and companionship that springs from it. Would it work to get a dog and still go to Switzerland?

On the other hand the prostitute will never tell you she has a headache.

[edit] I just looked at your picture of Inara again. I could never afford her services, so...