I would like this legislation instituted...

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Doe's your wife have sonic ears? The reason I started sitting on the head was I could get out of bed, walk to toilet, not turn on light, take aim, miss and my wife knew the exact second I hit the seat.

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?

Cause the gals want to go in the dark of night without turning on the light or groping for the seat.
My ex sat in the bowl one night after I left the seat up. I got chewed on a bit after that incident. I did try the What if it was an outhouse? defense. That might have gotten me shot dead.
The seat is always up here with wife 2.0 because the dog likes fresh water and she tends to dribble after a drink. Nobody likes sitting on a wet seat. I tried telling wife 1.0 that love was a two way street and she could just as easily drop the seat as I can lift it but, Noooooo. She wouldn't listen to reason. Hence the dip in the pool.

You can always get an automatic seat lifter/dropper

Wife 1.0 was also a bijoona maker. I hated that with a passion!

What's a bijoona? you ask. Putting one of those fuzzy covers on the tank and the lid tends to cant the seat forward to the point that it won't stay in the vertical and it falls when you least expect it, usually in mid stream causing you to yell BIJOOONA! Now I know it was a plot by that heartless wench to force the seat down. I should have tossed a hand full of jacks on the floor in there and forced her back to onesies.