California Transgender Law

Herr-Berbunch · 08-19-13, 07:02 AM

Hey, Ducimus - you still glad you moved?

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"Clearly, there are some parents who are not going to like it,'' Alcala said."We are hopeful school districts will work with them so no students are put in an uncomfortable position.''

Red October1984 · 08-19-13, 07:16 AM

I bet they have a problem with teen pregnancy rates spiking...

Wolferz · 08-19-13, 08:02 AM

What's next? Are they going to remove the urinals and force the boys to be sitzpinklers?

Armistead · 08-19-13, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

What's next? Are they going to remove the urinals and force the boys to be sitzpinklers?

I guess the boys can demand urinals in the girls restrooms. If this law is fair, they should make all public restrooms and locker rooms TG.

Wonder if TG men sit to pee or just let loose like normal men?

Armistead · 08-19-13, 09:20 AM

I can report that Charlotte Motor Speedway allows women in the mens room. I've seen dozens of women waiting to get to a toilet, cuz women's head line is 5 times longer. The men's room has a long trough in the center so guys can use both sides, much faster and some damn good fights cuz guys piz on each other. I've seen women just spread eagle over the trough to the cheers.

At the race, if you have to take a crap, you don't say the normal "Gonna go take a chit" You say "I'm going skidding", cuz due to the wait, you're gonna have some skid marks on your whities before you get a seat.

The hard part is getting a crapper to sit on, sort of a separate room next to the trough. The closer you get to the row of crappers, the tougher it gets and even harder to find a crapper not full to the rim and safer to skate on the pizz on the floor like ice, you don't wanna fall.

The last race I went, some poor good looking gal, city girl from Greensboro, was in front of me. She was like "Oh, my God" said many things about the nastiness of men. She was already "puckered up" so she had to go.{Puckered Up - southern slang when you have to hold the crap in with your anus muscles and walk like a duck} Aw, c'mon, you've done it. When she finally got near the front, she was in tears to see a row of exposed crappers running over, beer cans, pizz dripping from the ceiling. Got to realize most them boys in there been drinking since 8am and eating footlong racedogs and nachos all day. Poor girl was making vomit sounds "errrup errrup" , but boldly did her thing, cussing all watching her. Funny, she wasn't smart enough to collect a few napkins before she entered, cuz you ain't findn no wiping papers in there, most rolls end up in the urinals by 9am. I think the term "chit out of luck" spawned from the CMS men's room. I did give her one, but I don't think it was enough, most guys use their race socks, another reason "the chitter was full". I have no doubt she lost her salvation right their on the head at CMS " GD, this, GD that" Wait until God's playing back her life movie at the last judgment, but I guess she's been to hell before.

Jes saying, Charlotte Speedway in NC was dealing with this 20 years ago. Any females welcome to come on in.

I can't wait until a girl slides on a pizzed on toilet seat in Cali, her belief in equal rights may change when she has to pizz skate to the head.

The above story is true.

Onkel Neal · 08-19-13, 09:34 AM

Wow, if that's true, it really lowers my level of respect for people. I prefer a little privacy when in the men's room. If a woman comes in, then I'm heading to the ladies room.

Armistead · 08-19-13, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Wow, if that's true, it really lowers my level of respect for people. I prefer a little privacy when in the men's room. If a woman comes in, then I'm heading to the ladies room.

Just try breaking in the mile long line outside the ladies room.

I guess you could just let er loose and walk 5 miles to your car in 100 degree heat, tough decision.

Red October1984 · 08-19-13, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I can report that Charlotte Motor Speedway allows women in the mens room. I've seen dozens of women waiting to get to a toilet, cuz women's head line is 5 times longer. The men's room has a long trough in the center so guys can use both sides, much faster and some damn good fights cuz guys piz on each other. I've seen women just spread eagle over the trough to the cheers.

At the race, if you have to take a crap, you don't say the normal "Gonna go take a chit" You say "I'm going skidding", cuz due to the wait, you're gonna have some skid marks on your whities before you get a seat.

The hard part is getting a crapper to sit on, sort of a separate room next to the trough. The closer you get to the row of crappers, the tougher it gets and even harder to find a crapper not full to the rim and safer to skate on the pizz on the floor like ice, you don't wanna fall.

The last race I went, some poor good looking gal, city girl from Greensboro, was in front of me. She was like "Oh, my God" said many things about the nastiness of men. She was already "puckered up" so she had to go.{Puckered Up - southern slang when you have to hold the crap in with your anus muscles and walk like a duck} Aw, c'mon, you've done it. When she finally got near the front, she was in tears to see a row of exposed crappers running over, beer cans, pizz dripping from the ceiling. Got to realize most them boys in there been drinking since 8am and eating footlong racedogs and nachos all day. Poor girl was making vomit sounds "errrup errrup" , but boldly did her thing, cussing all watching her. Funny, she wasn't smart enough to collect a few napkins before she entered, cuz you ain't findn no wiping papers in there, most rolls end up in the urinals by 9am. I think the term "chit out of luck" spawned from the CMS men's room. I did give her one, but I don't think it was enough, most guys use their race socks, another reason "the chitter was full". I have no doubt she lost her salvation right their on the head at CMS " GD, this, GD that" Wait until God's playing back her life movie at the last judgment, but I guess she's been to hell before.

Jes saying, Charlotte Speedway in NC was dealing with this 20 years ago. Any females welcome to come on in.

I can't wait until a girl slides on a pizzed on toilet seat in Cali, her belief in equal rights may change when she has to pizz skate to the head.

The above story is true.

Dang.

Almost better to bring a bedpan and never leave your seat.

Wolferz · 08-19-13, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dang.

Almost better to bring a bedpan and never leave your seat.

Nah, just do like the rest of the rednecks... soil your drawers or go find a dumpster in the infield.

Armistead · 08-19-13, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dang.

Almost better to bring a bedpan and never leave your seat.

I just don't see mixing restrooms, you may make TG's happy, but someone will get pizzed. I think it will include those before puberty, just makes me think wth some people are thinking. If you got male body parts, use the male toilet. If people in Cali are this liberal, let him leave the union.

I just don't see liberals happy until we're all mixed raced bisexual atheist living in socialism.

AVGWarhawk · 08-19-13, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I bet they have a problem with teen pregnancy rates spiking...

They will have more problems with inappropriate sexual contact/advances, voyeurism and perversion. Leave a tip for the restroom attendant.

Sailor Steve · 08-19-13, 08:52 AM

I have no problem with this. I used to watch Ally McBeal.

Ducimus · 08-19-13, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Hey, Ducimus - you still glad you moved?

Me glad? Understatement of the century.

08-19-13, 08:07 AM

Oh the drama
"He also noted that the state's largest school district, Los Angeles Unified, has had such a policy for nearly a decade and reported no problems."

AVGWarhawk · 08-19-13, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Oh the drama
"He also noted that the state's largest school district, Los Angeles Unified, has had such a policy for nearly a decade and reported no problems."

Come on Tribesman. Of all the people that participate here I would not believe you would take that statement at face value. They would love to broadcast the problems? Conducive to reassuring parents? Not really. I see my own kids school keep issues quiet. I see private schools keeping things quiet. Weapons, sexual misconduct and violence. They are all angels! Never hits the news.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I can report that Charlotte Motor Speedway allows women in the mens room. I've seen dozens of women waiting to get to a toilet, cuz women's head line is 5 times longer. The men's room has a long trough in the center so guys can use both sides, much faster and some damn good fights cuz guys piz on each other. I've seen women just spread eagle over the trough to the cheers. At the race, if you have to take a crap, you don't say the normal "Gonna go take a chit" You say "I'm going skidding", cuz due to the wait, you're gonna have some skid marks on your whities before you get a seat. The hard part is getting a crapper to sit on, sort of a separate room next to the trough. The closer you get to the row of crappers, the tougher it gets and even harder to find a crapper not full to the rim and safer to skate on the pizz on the floor like ice, you don't wanna fall. The last race I went, some poor good looking gal, city girl from Greensboro, was in front of me. She was like "Oh, my God" said many things about the nastiness of men. She was already "puckered up" so she had to go.{Puckered Up - southern slang when you have to hold the crap in with your anus muscles and walk like a duck} Aw, c'mon, you've done it. When she finally got near the front, she was in tears to see a row of exposed crappers running over, beer cans, pizz dripping from the ceiling. Got to realize most them boys in there been drinking since 8am and eating footlong racedogs and nachos all day. Poor girl was making vomit sounds "errrup errrup" , but boldly did her thing, cussing all watching her. Funny, she wasn't smart enough to collect a few napkins before she entered, cuz you ain't findn no wiping papers in there, most rolls end up in the urinals by 9am. I think the term "chit out of luck" spawned from the CMS men's room. I did give her one, but I don't think it was enough, most guys use their race socks, another reason "the chitter was full". I have no doubt she lost her salvation right their on the head at CMS " GD, this, GD that" Wait until God's playing back her life movie at the last judgment, but I guess she's been to hell before. Jes saying, Charlotte Speedway in NC was dealing with this 20 years ago. Any females welcome to come on in. I can't wait until a girl slides on a pizzed on toilet seat in Cali, her belief in equal rights may change when she has to pizz skate to the head. The above story is true. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 08-19-13 at 09:34 AM.

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Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Oh the drama "He also noted that the state's largest school district, Los Angeles Unified, has had such a policy for nearly a decade and reported no problems."