Its summer and I hate mowing the yard. - Page 3

the_tyrant · 07-23-13, 02:27 PM

I hate managing the lawn so much, I would rather prefer astro turf than grass.

frau kaleun · 07-23-13, 09:02 PM

Platapus · 07-24-13, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Clever (golf clap) well done

frau kaleun · 07-24-13, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Clever (golf clap) well done

Lol, I just happened to stumble on that today and thought it was appropriate.

WernherVonTrapp · 07-24-13, 08:13 PM

Right now, I pay a landscaper to do it. I suppose eventually, I might buy a lawn tractor.

Red October1984 · 07-24-13, 11:48 PM

I probably have to mow tomorrow...

My mower is like 20 years old. No safety features whatsoever. It dies if I don't ride the clutch. I have to jump it with a battery pack to start it. One headlight works.

I hate it...but it works.

August · 07-25-13, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by WernherVonTrapp

Right now, I pay a landscaper to do it. I suppose eventually, I might buy a lawn tractor.

Lawn Tractors are the bomb. Mine turns mowing the grass from a 2 hour sweaty workout into a 20 minute ride around the yard. I'm thinking of installing a suicide knob on the wheel so I can free up my other hand for holding my beer.

Spiced_Rum · 07-25-13, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Lawn Tractors are the bomb. Mine turns mowing the grass from a 2 hour sweaty workout into a 20 minute ride around the yard. I'm thinking of installing a suicide knob on the wheel so I can free up my other hand for holding my beer.

I thought you would have one of those beer hats with a can held on both sides of your head and straws to your mouth, so you can ride, drink, and shoot the gophers!

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	I probably have to mow tomorrow... My mower is like 20 years old. No safety features whatsoever. It dies if I don't ride the clutch. I have to jump it with a battery pack to start it. One headlight works. I hate it...but it works. __________________

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