Camp Twink - Feminizing boys to be like girls. (Sick)

Originally Posted by garren

And women in Germany and Australia want their men to sit down to pee as well.

Yup, but not because of some stupid gender equality thingie, it is because someone has to clean that place. And let's face it boys, while doing what we do in a standing position, we spread little dots of magic all over the place, even if we don't see them at first

An ex of mine demanded from me to sit down. I told her I take over the bathroom cleaning responsibility and now lemme pee in peace girl...

We had an agreement.
Really, peeing while sitting, that feels wrong, can't help it, won't do it.

[garren]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Yup, but not because of some stupid gender equality thingie, it is because someone has to clean that place. And let's face it boys, while doing what we do in a standing position, we spread little dots of magic all over the place, even if we don't see them at first

An ex of mine demanded from me to sit down. I told her I take over the bathroom cleaning responsibility and now lemme pee in peace girl...

We had an agreement.
Really, peeing while sitting, that feels wrong, can't help it, won't do it.

The toilets in the women's rooms are worse. Most women don't sit down either and squat over the toilet and make a mess all over the toilet seat. My first job as a teenager was to clean both the women's restroom and the men's and the women's was worse by far. The rag bags in the stalls stunk and their was urine all over the toilet and on the floor and speckles of fecal matter all over the toilets as well. Most men tend to urinate in urinals and those catch most urine so the men's rooms are actually a lot cleaner in many places. I think a lot of women are jealous of the way men can pee while standing up or have penis-envy issues.

Yep, some of them do....




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Originally Posted by garren

I think a lot of women are jealous of the way men can pee while standing up or have penis-envy issues.

Oh, I hope Frau or Donna read this, they will have a gooood time laughing their butts off...

Seriously, Garren, Penis envy?!

No one was talking public rest rooms anyway. I was talking bout HOME. And it is a fact that urinating while standing sprinkles the place. Nothing to do with "aiming" or whatever...

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Oh, I hope Frau or Donna read this, they will have a gooood time laughing their butts off...

Let's just say that I can think of at least one penis I definitely don't want.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Let's just say that I can think of at least one penis I definitely don't want.

[garren]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Let's just say that I can think of at least one penis I definitely don't want.

It wasn't offered to you to begin with. Go take a cold shower and cool off. Besides, you wouldn't be able to handle my black python anyways. Too beaucoup for you.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by garren

It wasn't offered to you to begin with. Go take a cold shower and cool off. Besides, you wouldn't be able to handle my black python anyways. Too beaucoup for you.

Sadly, we'll have to deduct some points because you forgot to add the standard bit about how I must be a lesbo if I don't want it, and I'm pretty sure that's mandatory according to the handbook. But other than that you more than lived up - or should I say 'down' - to expectations. Well done sir!

[garren]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Sadly, we'll have to deduct some points because you forgot to add the standard bit about how I must be a lesbo if I don't want it, and I'm pretty sure that's mandatory according to the handbook. But other than that you more than lived up - or should I say 'down' - to expectations. Well done sir!

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by garren

It wasn't offered to you to begin with. Go take a cold shower and cool off. Besides, you wouldn't be able to handle my black python anyways. Too beaucoup for you.

We have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook.

Keep your physical attributes, embellished or not, to yourself.

Keep on topic.

[garren]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

We have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook.

Keep your physical attributes, embellished or not, to yourself.

Keep on topic.

Well, great whites are pretty damn big fish.