Ask the next Person a Question - Page 107

Jimbuna · 07-01-13, 09:08 AM

More like determined I'd say.

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Mittelwaechter · 07-01-13, 10:00 AM

I allways add a pointed hood and go as KKK.

Who skipped the light fandango?

WernherVonTrapp · 07-01-13, 11:55 AM

Procol Harum.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

STEED · 07-01-13, 12:10 PM

What?

Can the next person answer the question above?

u crank · 07-01-13, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

What?

Can the next person answer the question above?

The Edsels.

Ever drive one?

Jimbuna · 07-01-13, 12:56 PM

Never

Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

WernherVonTrapp · 07-01-13, 07:48 PM

Waiting for a new pair of genes to arrive.

Does anyone have bad breadth?

Jimbuna · 07-02-13, 10:33 AM

Only other people.

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

STEED · 07-02-13, 10:37 AM

Jim your shopping with the wife spending your pension...BTW don't trip over the ball & chain.

Is jim shopping in Harrods?

soopaman2 · 07-02-13, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Only other people.

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

I keep my dildos and Slim Jims in it. And you do not need to know where we are going.

Why is farting in an elevator funny?

Sailor Steve · 07-02-13, 10:45 AM

It's not.

Why do you think fart jokes are funny at all?

Spiced_Rum · 07-02-13, 02:27 PM

A. Because all humans fart, regardless of race, creed, sex, social status, etc. It unites us all.

Quote:

A man farts in a crowded elevator. An irate passenger taps him on the shoulder and says "Excuse me, you just farted in front of my wife!", to which the first man replies "Hey sorry, I didn't know it was her turn first."

Q. If we did not fart, would we explode?

WernherVonTrapp · 07-02-13, 02:38 PM

Well, we certainly would burp more often.

Would flatulence serve as a euphemism for farting?

Spiced_Rum · 07-02-13, 02:46 PM

A. Possibly, although "more tea vicar/father/padre" would also serve.

Q. How much gas does the average 'bottom burp' expel?

STEED · 07-02-13, 03:01 PM

Good question, I will get back to you with my study after carrying out research on the subject which will take 10 years.

So who do you think can fund my research?

07-01-13, 09:08 AM	#1591
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	More like determined I'd say. When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-01-13, 10:00 AM	#1592
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	I allways add a pointed hood and go as KKK. Who skipped the light fandango? __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

07-01-13, 11:55 AM	#1593
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Procol Harum. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-01-13, 12:10 PM	#1594
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	What? Can the next person answer the question above? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-01-13, 12:56 PM	#1596
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-01-13, 07:48 PM	#1597
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Waiting for a new pair of genes to arrive. Does anyone have bad breadth? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-02-13, 10:33 AM	#1598
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Only other people. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-02-13, 10:37 AM	#1599
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Jim your shopping with the wife spending your pension...BTW don't trip over the ball & chain. Is jim shopping in Harrods? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-02-13, 10:45 AM	#1601
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	It's not. Why do you think fart jokes are funny at all? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-02-13, 02:38 PM	#1603
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Well, we certainly would burp more often. Would flatulence serve as a euphemism for farting? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

07-02-13, 02:46 PM	#1604
Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A. Possibly, although "more tea vicar/father/padre" would also serve. Q. How much gas does the average 'bottom burp' expel? __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

07-02-13, 03:01 PM	#1605
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Good question, I will get back to you with my study after carrying out research on the subject which will take 10 years. So who do you think can fund my research? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!