oh you poor American

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[T]he federal government has set up 1,000 internment camps across the country and is storing 30,000 guillotines and a half-million caskets in Atlanta.

Really? Only half a million coffins?

That's less than 17 per guillotine. Sounds like more government inefficiency to me. We must have the media investigate this mass purchase of too many guillotines!


(Besides, I thought they were going to shoot us with all those bullets they bought. Was there a change of plans? Or are they going to offer us a choice?)