Australian crictet really has become a joke

troopie · 06-12-13, 05:29 AM

First they sack Symonds for being too Aussie, then they make Clarke captain, then they start sending blokes home for not doing their homework, now they've sent Warner home for a little push 'n' shove. And look were it's all got us!

Has any body seen Boonie?

(btw it's an ODI

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Feuer Frei! · 06-12-13, 05:58 AM

You missed the biggest joke of all haven't you?
Clarke is now a $6 Million Dollar man.

What a f'in joke.
Considering the PM gets approx. $250-ish thousand.

Now that is funny.

troopie · 06-12-13, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Clarke is now a $6 Million Dollar man.

......

....Now that is funny.

Shows ya how desperate we are for a decent test batsman!

And now we're looking at importing bowlers!:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-0...?section=sport

TarJak · 06-12-13, 07:01 AM

Wouldn't feed em meself.

BossMark · 06-12-13, 01:09 PM

Must be the criminal side of them coming out

Oberon · 06-12-13, 03:22 PM

Mustn't laugh too much, it's taken us two decades to be able to hit the ball correctly.

Jimbuna · 06-16-13, 03:23 PM

A pretty sad state of affairs imo but I promise not to laugh as much as the cons did over the years when the roles were reversed

STEED · 06-16-13, 05:33 PM

Look you go a crazy Welsh Bitch for PM and her crazy loopyness has infected Austrian cricket.

TarJak · 06-16-13, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

A pretty sad state of affairs imo but I promise not to laugh as much as the cons did over the years when the roles were reversed

Laugh it up all you like. I'm going to.

If I don't I'll cry.

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Originally Posted by STEED

Look you go a crazy Welsh Bitch for PM and her crazy loopyness has infected Austrian cricket.

Only till September, the the crazy Welsh Bitch gets kicked out based on the latest polls. Sadly the loopyness in our cricket team may be here for a while yet.

Jimbuna · 06-17-13, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Sadly the loopyness in our cricket team may be here for a while yet.

5-10 years max imho then the next generation will be up to the mark....hopefully.

The Ashes will be a good measurement of how the two nations compare.

STEED · 06-17-13, 06:53 AM

Tell them, the next match they loose all of them will have to play in slutty red women's underwear. You watch them buck up and fly right.

TarJak · 06-17-13, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Tell them, the next match they loose all of them will have to play in slutty red women's underwear. You watch them buck up and fly right.

Most of 'em would like it.

BossMark · 06-17-13, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Tell them, the next match they loose all of them will have to play in slutty red women's underwear. You watch them buck up and fly right.

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Most of 'em would like it.

Better get that underwear ready now the cons are not doing very good at the moment.

STEED · 06-17-13, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Most of 'em would like it.

What a bunch of....Hmmm, what ever.

Jimbuna · 06-17-13, 02:11 PM

"I know, we're crap at cricket Skippy"

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troopie Captain Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Oz Posts: 507 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Australian crictet really has become a joke First they sack Symonds for being too Aussie, then they make Clarke captain, then they start sending blokes home for not doing their homework, now they've sent Warner home for a little push 'n' shove. And look were it's all got us! Has any body seen Boonie? (btw it's an ODI ) __________________ Serial pest Last edited by troopie; 06-12-13 at 06:12 AM. Reason: I'm an Idiot!

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	You missed the biggest joke of all haven't you? Clarke is now a $6 Million Dollar man. What a f'in joke. Considering the PM gets approx. $250-ish thousand. Now that is funny. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,964 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A pretty sad state of affairs imo but I promise not to laugh as much as the cons did over the years when the roles were reversed __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Look you go a crazy Welsh Bitch for PM and her crazy loopyness has infected Austrian cricket. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Wouldn't feed em meself.

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Mustn't laugh too much, it's taken us two decades to be able to hit the ball correctly.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Tell them, the next match they loose all of them will have to play in slutty red women's underwear. You watch them buck up and fly right. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,964 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"I know, we're crap at cricket Skippy" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!